No, they’ll just have to make do with perverted serial adulterer with multiple accusations of sexual assault leveled against him with more than a few blatant admissions right on tape who frequently and casually mentions he wants to bang his daughter and told a 12 year old she can look forward to replacing his current wife in a couple of years. And he may or may not be into piss, but I’m not going judge fetishes and personally I think that might have been more about spite towards someone generally much better regarded than him. What he definitely does like to a sexual degree that I definitely am going to judge is imagery of himself.
And there’s the whole bit where he’s a lying, cheating, thieving, lazy, incompetent, hypocritical, narcissist that places little to no value on human life who so blatantly and openly disrespects the intelligence of the people he expects to get in line and take whatever he says as the new reality pulling insane, physically impossible conspiracies out of his ass and issuing threats against anyone who dares point out that he’s not telling the truth or simply tells him “no” when he demands others break the law for him with such frequency I’m genuinely surprised nobody’s decked him on camera yet that from day one undermined the very core of America’s laws and political institutions firing everyone from every previous administration he can invent an excuse to and replacing them with bumbling sycophants whose only qualification is that they’ll bend over and take it in the ass if told to or else those not only wildly unqualified for their positions but deliberately selected because of vocal opposition to the very concept of what they’re now in charge of and their commitment to reduce it to rubble.
And they, each of them, are so fantastically smug and contemptuous of common sense that they would see the simple omission of names I’ve displayed so far as a legal defense and the obvious proof they’re not saying anything if they were to have to defend themselves from accusations of slander if they had written all of this.
Or just say fake news. Because that apparently works, too. But why would somebody supposedly based in Canada hold views against what is culturally accepted here and support instead foreign views? Your Canadian citizenship must be fake news. Kick out the illegal!