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Let me get this straight. The militaries of the UK. US and Australia have managed to build tunnels under the Atlantic and Pacific oceans between the UK, US and Australia in complete secrecy. The purpose of these tunnels is to transport people by train to some not yet constructed city on the top of Ayers Rock.
DUMB is most definitely the correct acronym for this guy.
@ Sangfroid: I think he figured out a way to get a periphery demographic of women and gay men to listen to his ramblings.
Yeah, this guy is absolutely bug-fuck insane, but I can tell why people would be drawn to him. Accurse you, Stupid Sexy Cult-Leader. A curse upon you a thousand times over.
Finally, a conspiracy where the Powers that Be are benevolent!
One that does not involve aliens for once!
Steven Christopher: Lets make this easy...you, me, on a date. I'll be your personal saviour.
If he has never said that to a prospective mate, I will eat my hat.
^ Agreed - at least it seems Steven has gone through a Heel Face Turn - his fantasy seems rather more benign now, as opposed to the crazy loon who threatened to kill Obama.
I hate to ask the obvious, but why go to all the trouble, time, and expense to build secret tunnels under the oceans when flying is so much easier and cheaper? Especially since two of the tunnels end at the Denver airport?
^ I know it sounds insane...but will you go out with a Messiah?
[note, I'm simply doing this for fun - could be kinda funny to make pick up lines for a hot, rather insane "prophet".]
^ Certainly, though to say most likely not his only one.
Lets have some more fun with this!
Lord Steven: Want a romantic getaway in the highest place in Uluru / New Jerusalem? My treat.
Apparently the man is around 47. He looks 30 or so.
The possibilities are;
* His genes are extremely good.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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