The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 5: Eating Well

“Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.”- 1 Corinthians 10:31
Pastor Steven is currently ministering to an elderly person, so I’m filling in for this sermon. Remember him in your prayers and I trust that he’s been providing rock solid Bible preaching. As a senior pastor of a local Bible believing Baptist church and overseer of this ministry, I think this is a topic that is overlooked. Sure, God says that what comes from your mouth is more defiling than what goes into it, but your body is still the temple of God! You don’t need to disrespect it! TREAT YOUR BODY RIGHT! NO PRINGLES, NO CHEETOS, NO OREOS, NO TV DINNERS, EAT REAL FOOD AND NOT PROCESSED WALMART AND KROGER TRASH!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Your body deserves better than that! Learn to cook! Make good home cooked meals every night for your family!!! Buy organic foods at your local co-op! Eat better for your own sake and the sake of God! Plenty of people these days don’t know what a vegetable is and RINO President Reagan thought that ketchup and pizza sauce were vegetables!!!!! Eat real organic tomatoes , carrots, green beans, and lay off the French fries and onion rings! You wonder why America has gotten so weak and fat and lazy and full of heart disease and diabetes? SUGAR AND SATURATED FAT AND TRANS FATS REIGN SUPREME! WOULD YOU FEED CHRIST HIMSELF BURGER KING WHOPPERS AND ONION RINGS AND CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE?!!!!!!!!!! NO?!!!!!! THEN TREAT YOUR BODY AS YOU WOULD CHRIST AS HE LIVES WITHIN YOU!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Eat well and make sure to drink WATER instead of soda, juice, tea, coffee, energy drinks, sports drinks, or God forbid alcohol! Don’t drink your calories! Make sure you have a healthy exercise regimen! If you don’t do all these things, you’re disrespecting the Lord and telling Him that He doesn’t matter!!!! God’s people said AMEN!

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