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The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie #sexist simplychristian.fandom.com

Sermon 14: False God

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

“Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry.”-1 Corinthians 10:14

“Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry.”-Colossians 3:5

“They that observe lying vanities forsake their own mercy.”-Jonah 2:8

”Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.”-Leviticus 19:4

Last Friday, sinful seductress Taylor Swift unleashed her wicked album “Lover” onto the public. I was at my local Target that day, and the deluxe edition albums in the display up front were being snatched by the second by misguided teenage girls and young women. I also believe I saw a weird hipster looking sodomite guy buy a copy. I’m going to post a more thorough analysis of this abomination unto the Lord on this site, but I wanted to focus on the most blasphemous song on the album, which is called “False God.”

This song denies the divinity of Christ! It promotes sexuality in such a blasphemous and heinous way!!! THIS IS A DISGUSTING DISGRACE!!! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The chorus says: But we might just get away with it / Religion's in your lips / Even if it's a false god / We'd still worship / We might just get away with it /The altar is my hips / Even if it's a false god /We'd still worship this love

What is this wicked heathen seductress saying? She wants to dupe this randy young man into worshipping at the altar of her body and in particular her succulent hips!!!!!!!!!! SHE THINKS HER HIPS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE LIVING GOD WHO ESTABLISHED ALL, SWIFT THINKS THAT HER WICKED HIPS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE KING OF KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS! THIS IS AN ABOMINABLE FARCE! ARE WEAK SAUCE SOUTHERN BAPTIST PARENTS LETTING THEIR YOUNG GIRLS LISTEN TO THIS SMUT?!!!! IT’S ATROCIUS! ARE THEIR PASTORS APPROVING OF THIS?!!!!!!! IT’S HERESY!

YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

In the song, she also says: I know heaven's a thing/ I go there when you touch me, honey and also: They say the road gets hard and you get lost / When you’re led by blind faith, blind faith

IF YOU HAVE BLIND FAITH IN THE WICKED HARLOT TAYLOR SWIFT INSTEAD OF DURABLE AND TESTED FAITH IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, YOU WILL ENDURE ETERNAL HELLFIRE AND ROASTING FOREVER AND GNASHING THE TEETH AND AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR EVEN A DROP OF WATER! YOU WILL NOT HAVE IT BECAUSE YOU CHOSE ETERNAL SEPARATION FROM GOD WITH LUCIFER AND SWIFT INSTEAD OF TRUSTING THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND MAKING HIM YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR! IF YOU HAVEN’T ACCEPTED HIM YET, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!!! DO IT NOW!!!! God’s people said AMEN!

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.fandom.com

Blair White (also known as Blaire White per his own wishes, b. September 14, 1993) is a RINO faux-conservative YouTube pundit. White has advocated for RINO president Donald Trump as well as many of his policies. White applauded when Trump celebrated sodomite “Pride” month in June 2019.
White is a transsexual man who identifies as a female. He has had facial plastic surgery as well as breast implants. He had continuously engaged in hormone abuse to develop more feminine features, but still needed breast implants despite this abuse. He also wears fake nails and hair extensions, copious amounts of makeup, and almost exclusively cross dresses while on camera. White claims to be a Christian despite the fact he’s living as a transsexual in the den of liberalism known as Los Angeles. In addition to this, White has been seen drinking copious amounts of alcohol in videos, despite the Bible saying not to partake of strong drink.

White is a proponent of the liberal Trump administration’s push to decriminalize homosexuality worldwide, even in nations where its leaders know that decriminalizing homosexuality leads to total moral decadence.

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Steven R. #fundie #homophobia #wingnut simplychristian.fandom.com

Fred McFeely Rogers (March 20, 1928 – February 27, 2003) was an American television host, liberal activist, and “minister” belonging to the liberal Presbyterian “Church” that supports same-sex “marriages,” “sex change” operations paid for by taxpayers, as well as such bogus theology as works-based salvation, national church hierarchy, and “real presence” based communion instead of the biblical symbolic understanding of the Lord’s Supper.
Rogers was the host of a publicly funded television program called Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. This program showed Rogers cringeworthily interacting with kids in a way that is strongly inappropriate, and luring them in with extreme examples of “self-acceptance” which denies the sin nature that exists even in children. Rogers was also a puppeteer who often brought kids into the “land of make-believe” where he interacted with many people, including a police officer named “Officer Clemons” who was a sodomite in real life and Rogers was okay with that, as long as Clemons wasn’t going to gay bars or dating men. This was only to preserve the “Neighborhood,” as back in this time people still had godliness and shame. Rogers in one scene protested the racist tendencies of that day by washing his feet in the same kiddie pool with Clemons, who is an African American. Rogers could have made this bold statement of racial unity with an African American man who wasn’t a sodomite, and it would have been one of the few good things he did in his career.

Rogers was able to talk Congress into funding his disaster of a program in 1969. Later on, Rogers retired from this program and then passed away. He has become a false idol in the internet world, being revered by many including so-called “Christians” who think that being Christlike is being a soft spoken weirdo in a sweater vest. It’s strongly speculated that Rogers was a bisexual as well, from an interview where he said he’s found both men and women attractive. Even giving him the benefit of the doubt on the one, he still supported the sodomite Clemons.

Rogers is being portrayed by accused child abuser Tom Hanks in an upcoming movie, and it makes Rogers seem even more embarrassing given he sounds like a slightly faster talking Forrest Gump (who was autistic/mentally incapacitated) in the movie.

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David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

The Unitarian Universalist Association of Congregationalists is a Satanic religion. How do I know? Very simply, because they embrace all religious faiths and deny Jesus' deity. Take a look at the image which I captured below.

The above website and organization are a satanic cult that embrace all religions as being valid. Biblically, there is only one way and that is through Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God. Notice that they list Judaism on the left column. In fact, 25% of the Unitarian Universalist Church are Jewish and followers of Judaism. Judaism adamantly denies that Jesus is the Christ, which makes them liars and antichrists according to 1st John 2:22.

According to an American Religious Identification Survey[1] there are 629,000 Unitarian Universalist members just in the United States. That's 629,000 people who are worshipping a false god. The true and living God was manifest (revealed) to the world in the flesh of the man Christ Jesus (John 1:1-3, 14). Literally, the Godhead became flesh in Jesus Christ (Colossians 2:9 - King James Bible). God walked this earth in Jesus! Also, please study Christ in the Old Testament.

I captured the above image to expose this false religion as a front organization for World Religion. As we draw nearer unto the End Times, increasingly we're going to see one-size-fits-all religions like Bahá'í Faith and the Unitarian Universalist religion. Such false churches embrace the homosexual movement and don't preach against sin. They have religion without truth. They have churchianity, but not Christianity.

As you see above on their website, even atheists and humanists are honored as members! You see, the New Age religion of Satan says that you can believe anything you want except Biblical Christianity (which excludes all forms of self-righteousness). Salvation is not found in ANY religion; but rather, in a Person—The Lord Jesus Christ!

Below is a quote from one of their members, explaining their denial of Jesus' deity...

We can begin by acknowledging that Jesus must have been, first and foremost, a human being like any and every other human being who has ever lived. The difference was the depth of his faith—his trust—in God, the intimacy of his relationship with the divine, and the clarity of his awareness. When he is remembered as saying, “The Father and I are one,” he was talking about a union that is more clearly described with the words, “The Father is in me, and I am in the Father.” The man we know as Jesus was so in touch with the sacred as to be as one with it, yet he was ever and always a human being.

SOURCE: JESUS AND THE MODERN SEEKER, by Erik Walker Wikstrom (January/February 2004).

Members of the Unitarian Universalist religion don't believe that Jesus is Who He professed to be... THE ALMIGHTY (Revelation 1:8). Jesus is Almighty God! Anyone who denies Jesus' deity is unsaved.

Unitarian History

The word “Christian” is highly misused and misapplied...

“Unitarian Universalism is the result of the merger of two separate denominations: Unitarianism and Universalism. Originally, all Unitarians were Christians who did not believe in the Holy Trinity of God (Father, Son, and Holy Ghost).”

SOURCE: Unitarian History

It is a false claim that there are Christians who deny the Godhead (the Trinity). No Christian denies the doctrine of Christ, which includes His deity (John 1:1-3,14) and Godhead (Colossians 2:9, king James Bible). For anyone to openly deny the Godhead is sure evidence that they're unsaved.

One of the organization's stated principles is...

"Acceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in our congregations."

SOURCE: UUA: Our Unitarian Universalist Principles

Like the demonic Freemasonry religion, Unitarian Universalists invite members of different denominations to unite in a common cause. This religion is pure New World Order all the way! I feel sorry for children who are deceived by this satanic deception. Religion is not Christianity.

The FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH of Cincinnati has the banner to the left on their main webpage. They advertise of being a religion that fits the congregation. The Bible foretold of this type of religious denomination in 2nd Timothy 4:3, “For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears.”

Such apostates will not attend a real Church where a man of God preaches the Bible. Instead, they ordain homosexuals and gather together in a social club that is as phony as can be. They know not the God of the Bible. They are Christ-rejecters who follow ANOTHER JESUS which the Bible does not teach. They believe ANOTHER GOSPEL of anything goes! They have ANOTHER SPIRIT in their services, a familiar spirit of doctrines of demons! 2nd Corinthians 11:4, “For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.” Jesus commanded in John 5:39... SEARCH THE SCRIPTURES!!!

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Conservapedia #sexist #wingnut conservapedia.com

MeToo and the Kavanaugh smear

The MeToo movement began in 2018 when Swift won a sexual harassment judgement for $1 against a radio disc jockey. The hash tag movement soon engulfed the careers of prominent Democrat donors, office holders, liberal mainstream media executives, journalists, and broadcasters who felt entitled to harass and assault women after Democratic Senators voted to deny President Bill Clinton's sexual misconduct as a misdemeanor impeachable offense.

Swift's first foray into politics caused a snafu when she betrayed her commitment to equality and women's rights be endorsing a white male Democrat (who claimed he would have voted to confirm Justice Brett Kavanaugh despite Democrats' coordinated Kavanaugh smear campaign) over an incumbent female Republican with a proven record in support of women's empowerment.

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Conservapedia #fundie #wingnut conservapedia.com

A welfare queen is a worthless person in society who mooches off the government and wants them to supply them their daily bread. Welfare queens are condemned in the Holy book as not having earned the salt in their bread. They often have babies as teenagers and have more so that the government will give them more money so they don't have to work for a red cent.
Welfare queens are all too common in the United States because of the government giving them all this money they can't afford to give. They also get tax exemptions and food stamps. Liberal Democrats and other godless heathens are responsible.

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David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist jesusisprecious.org

The word “feminism” is synonymous with rebellion. The biggest problem in America today is rebellion against godly authority, which begins in the home and marriage. The Holy Bible strictly forbids women from becoming preachers. God only knows the severe damage that has been caused, and continues to be caused, by rebellious women who blaspheme the Word of God by becoming preachers and pastors. It is not a matter of opinion; but rather—What saith the Scripture?

One of my favorite fundamentalist preachers (and Pastor Jack Hyles' mentor by 31 years of age), Evangelist John R. Rice (1895-1980) wrote a controversial book in 1941 called, “Bobbed Hair, Bossy Wives And Women Preachers!” Of course, there is no controversy if you believe the Bible. The Scriptures are very clear in this matter of authority, that men are to be in charge of the marriage, home and church.

Sadly, the Scriptural teachings that you are about to hear, have all but been forgotten in today's churches. Pastors have become afraid to preach the Word of God about women being in subjection (and in many cases are now women pastors). The church pastor is not the authority, the inspired Word of God is the authority. Each woman is to be under the authority of her husband (and if unmarried, her father). Women are supposed to learn at home from their husbands, and not ask questions at church. Feminist rebellion plagues churches and Christian marriages today, ruining homes and shaming our nation. To the same degree that rebellious women are ruling over men in America, homosexuality is also becoming a commonplace problem.

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We know assuredly from the plain teaching of the Scripture that ALL women preachers and pastors are pulling on the same rope as the Devil, and are false prophets! No woman is permitted to do what Joyce Meyer, Melissa Scott, Beth Moore and other ungodly female preachers are sinfully doing—usurping church authority over men. Women preachers blaspheme the Word of God. It is wickedness!

Joyce Meyer is an ungodly woman, who disobeys the Word of God. Her net worth is a disgusting $25,000,000. For the fiscal year 2018 her reprobate so-called “ministry” took in $106,000,000. That's per year! Meyer's has blood on her hands, taking money that should have been given to genuine soulwinning New Testament churches, not her personal coffers. Truly, the love of money is the root of all evil (1st Timothy 6:10). Con artists like Pat Robertson and Joyce Meyer are funneling much needed money away from legitimate New Testament churches. The Bible says in 2nd Peter 2:3b, “their damnation slumbereth not.” I do not hate anybody, but if there were one group that I would hate first, it would be religious con artists who bilk their victims of hundreds of millions of dollars. The sodomite, harlot and murderer do not offend me nearly as much as televangelists!

The picture to the above right is worth 1,000 words. 2nd Corinthians 11:13-15, “For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.” Notice dear reader that God said their “end shall be according to their works,” which means they are not saved. The believer's “end” is Jesus Christ Himself. Romans 10:4, “For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth.” Christ is the end of the law for every believer, bringing us safely under God's grace forever.

I know it is very tempting for a lot of women to speak, seeing the need for the truth to be preached. Ladies, the greatest thing you can do is to have many children, and raise them up for the Lord as darts against the Devil. And also ladies, the next best thing you can do is to be supportive of the man of God. Carefully notice in the following passage of Scripture, that a group of godly women helped take care of Jesus' material needs. Luke 8:1-3, “And it came to pass afterward, that he went throughout every city and village, preaching and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of God: and the twelve were with him, And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils, And Joanna the wife of Chuza Herod's steward, and Susanna, and many others, which ministered unto him of their substance.” I do not believe that anybody should send money to televangelists, who are a curse upon our land, are serve their own bellies and not the Lord Jesus Christ. I do believe however, that Christians ought to seek out local Bible-believing churches, that are soulwinning in the community and making a difference for Christ, and help meet the material needs of those pastors and churches. I said “needs,” not luxuries.

Men alone have the calling and duty from God to cry aloud against the sins of the land, and to preach the Gospel with authority to the masses, and to contend for the faith publicly, but women are to keep silence everywhere when men are present (as far as speaking with authority is concerned). A boisterous women preacher is as a broken tooth and a foot out of joint! Dr. John R. Rice is correct that if you removed all the women from the Charismatic Movement, it would vanish overnight! And the more that ungodly women enter into the clergy, and America continues her descent into the abyss of Sodom and Gomorrah, more women are following their evil lead into the pastorate, helping feminism and encouraging lesbianism. The truth is that many women today (like Joyce Meyer) do not fear God; thus, they merely don't care what God says, and are living in open rebellion against God, blaspheming the Holy Bible. Psalms 36:1, “The transgression of the wicked saith within my heart, that there is no fear of God before his eyes.”

I understand that many American women have a bad attitude, feeling contempt for a narrow-minded man like me who takes the Bible literally; but those women are fools, who will answer to God in eternity for their rebellion against masculine authority in the marriage, home, church and society (like my former wife who disrespects me all the time, who cruelly abandoned and divorced me in 2006). Look at the mess America is in today, because of the insane liberal movement to grant “rights” to feminists, abortionists, sodomites and other kooks, quacks and queers. Feminists are kooks. Abortion doctors are quacks. Homosexuals refer to themselves as queers! God's judgment is coming upon this wicked nation and I eagerly welcome and pray for it! Let every woman obey her own husband in all matters, lest the Word of God be blasphemed, and the Devil prosper further in the world by having more broken families.

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.fandom.com

Sermon 12: Ordination

By Bro. Steven R.

“Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.“ -1 Timothy 5:17

First of all, I would like to address the concerns that some people have about the missing content from the old Referata site. We moved to this site from Referata due to recent technical difficulties and a few hacking attempts rendering the site to be borderline unusable. I have to import the articles one by one, and I’m slowly making this effort. With the grace of the Lord on my side, may I eventually move the articles so readers can have a full and rich and usable SimplyChristian experience.

After much thought, prayers, and consideration, our ministry team decided that the SimplyChristian project would benefit from a full time pastoral presence. The Rev. William H. Grimes, formerly the pastor of the New Testament Baptist Church site and currently serving as the pastor of a local physical church in our area, has been serving as the part time overseer of this ministry. He’s also contributed sermons occasionally as a guest preacher on this site. While he will continue to occasionally guest preach, we both believe it is time for the site to have a full time pastor. Therefore, I announce that I am currently seeking ordination to become a pastor and oversee this ministry myself. As its most active participant, this is the most logical course of action. So, I thought I’d take a bit of time to discuss what the Bible says about ordination.

Looking at 1 Timothy 5:17, a good candidate for ordination should labor in the Word and be a hearer and doer of the Word. Many Baptist churches tend to have strict standards when it comes to ordination, and this is a good thing. This is why many startup churches have brothers preaching with a part time overseer involved until there can be a full time pastor present. People in the church need to hear the Word but also need access to the wealth of knowledge and spiritual soundness that an ordained pastor can provide. A pastor need not be single. If he is married, he should have but one wife. It’s important that they not engage in frivolous acts, particularly egregious acts, acts in public, or use artificial birth control or condoms or whatever else is out there. They shall surely not get an abortion as the Lord saith “thou shalt not kill.” However, many stewards of the Lord remain single and celibate. This is the preferred state of being according to 1 Corinthians 7, but marriage is an option should celibacy not be viable. It’s better to marry than to burn, as the Apostle Paul says.

Learning and educational experiences are important for a good ordination candidate, but not learning from secular universities or something like that. If a potential ordination candidate has a bachelors degree from a secular university they absolutely should have a graduate degree from a good solid Bible believing college like Bob Jones University or Liberty University. Liberal Bible colleges that teach evolution and other heresies and allow drinking and smoking shouldn’t be allowed.

When I was in college, a buddy of mine from youth group ended up doing his bachelors in a liberal Bible college called Calvin College. Apparently he spent his nights playing a liberal wicked video game that had just come out called Perfect Dark and it was on the Nintendo 64. This was before Halo and Call of Duty and all that had come out, so this was a very gory and violent game for the time that involved sci-fi themes and multiplayer with violent death matches which was so inappropriate for a liberal Bible college to allow. The point is, it’s important where your potential pastor got his education, as corruption can get anywhere if leniency and flak is allowed.

I plan on continuing this discussion in the next sermon by talking about what a pastor should be. I will also talk more about Bible colleges and education in a future sermon. Please pray for me as I continue the ordination process.

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The Rev. William H. Grimes, “Sermon 10” #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Sermon 10: ME!

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

“This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God.”- 2 Thessalonians 3:1-4

There’s this new song out there, aptly called “ME!” It’s by the wicked harlot Taylor Swift and sodomite Brandon Urie of “Panic at the Disco” fame. The song is Swift and Urie boasting that one will never find another like them, “you’ll never find another like ME!!!!!” How wicked! Such arrogance and narcissism that is absolutely abominable in the sight of the Living God!!!!! SUCH IS AN ABSOLUTELY WRETCHED ABOMINATION UNTO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! MERE MAN IS NOT SO GREAT TO BE UTTERLY UNIQUE! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the lyrics is “you can’t spell awesome without me!” This is vanity and ungodly reprehensible tackiness if I’ve ever heard it. Why does Urie insist upon worshiping himself instead of Christ?! He’d probably be engaging in bedroom conduct with Swift as well if it wasn’t clear that he is a sodomite! Taylor Swift is a sodomite but she’s a bisexual woman who’s engaged in sinful conduct such as lesbianism with Karlie Kloss and that other pompous woman who cannot wear modest apparel as the Apostle Paul said!

Apparently Swift also decided to become a drag king for this video!!!! SHE WAS WEARING A SUIT AND TIE AND WAS HAVING SLICKED BACK SHORT HAIR! DEUTERONOMY 22:5 SAITH NO WOMAN SHALT WEAR THE GARMENT OF A MAN! THAT IS ABOMINABLE IN THE SIGHT OF THE LIVING GOD!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Look, this filth is infiltrating the minds of the masses! This music video broke the record number of views in the first 24 hours on YouTube! No more! We need to just listen to good old fashioned Baptist hymns and reject pop music and rap and country and western and rock and roll!!!!!! IT IS ABSOLUTELY VILE SEWAGE AND DOES NOT HELP YOU GET RIGHT WITH ALMIGHTY GOD! God’s people said AMEN!

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Steven R. #fundie #wingnut simplychristian.fandom.com

A liberal is a morally bankrupt individual who does not have the moral clarity that is only present in Sacred Scripture. They are typically against traditional marriage, for deviant family units that are far removed from the nuclear family, against life for the unborn, and for corruption in the world that results from the degradation of traditional values that the nation's founders had.

Liberals include such individuals as former President Barry Soetoro, former Secretary of State and current sad loser Hillary Rodham Clinton, her husband and former philanderer in chief Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton, and noted heathen/seductress Taylor Swift. These individuals are quite clearly morally bankrupt, and their influence in modern society has led to the coarsening of American culture, to the point that America is catching up to secular Europe in vulgarity.

Marxists such as Soetoro and Swift claim some form of Christianity, but are usually atheists in hiding. Soetoro was classified as a non-denominational Protestant, but besides going to the hateful "church" of "Rev." Jeremiah Wright, Soetoro has shown no interest in the Lord. Swift is a nominal Episcopalian, a liberal denomination that allows practicing lesbian "bishops" and "priests."

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.fandom.com

Peter Paul (ironic, isn’t it) Montgomery Buttigieg (pronounced “boot-edge-edge”, b. January 19, 1982) is the current mayor of South Bend, Indiana and top contender for the circus show that is the 2020 Democrat presidential primary. Buttigieg believes in universal healthcare, universal college tuition, open borders, rampant secularism, and special “rights” for sodomites.
South Bend has been a disaster since Buttigieg has served as mayor, and Buttigieg is a racist who fired his former police chief for being an African American and pointing out racial bias in the system, thus continuing the racism of liberal Democrats that has been going on since the days of slavery and segregation.

Buttigieg is an open sodomite, and is “married” to his “husband.” He claims to be a Christian but hath not Christ. He’s a member of the post-Christian secular country club known as the Episcopal “Church.”

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Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.fandom.com

Sermon 11: The New IFB

By Bro. Steven R.

Psalm 51:10 “Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.”

Pastor Steven Anderson held the “Make America Straight Again” conference in Orlando recently. He was responding to the worldliness of the wicked sodomite reprobates who are recruiting our impressionable youth with candy and fun carnival games and watching carnjval barkers in funny costumes do wacky stuff. The the drag queens and transsexuals take off their clothes and the wicked police force does nothing to enforce public nudity laws!

Satan’s own harlot, Taylor Swift, released a video for her “hit” new single “You Need to Calm Down.” Drag queen and transsexual galore! They mocked Christians as uneducated hicks who can’t spell! I don’t know about you, but I for one am appalled because I am a college graduate!!!!!! I graduated top of my class at Bob Jones University back in the day!

The Old IFB has become very worldly, enjoying smut like a Taylor Swift videos that celebrate sodomy as well as feature Taylor Swift wearing immodest garments like lingerie and a bikini! She also had fake hair dye that apparently is of the bisexual colors! Confirms that she’s a bisexual and engaged in lesbianism with Karlie Kloss! The Old IFB is also okay with wicked video games like Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto and Super Mario Odyssey! Horrendously wicked sinfulness! The Bible says to be IN the world but not OF the world! Apparently they hath not the salt of the sea! We need to rise up and join in the NEW IFB and have a grand spiritual revival! CAN I GET AN AMEN?!!!

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Steven R, “Mike Pence” #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Michael R. Pence is a liberal who is the current Vice President of the United States of America. He is serving under immoral liberal vulgarian Donald Trump. Pence is most known for serving as the governor of Indiana, where he passed a law that supposedly was bad to sodomites. It did not lead to sodomy becoming banned, nor to the arrest of any perverts off the streets. Therefore the label of “homophobe” is unearned by Pence, who is soft on sodomites and is likely a closet sodomite himself, due to his lack of intimacy with his wife.