Have you ever thought about the fact that oranges, like bananas, have been made with a non-slip surface, just the right size and shape to fit the human hand? How each one is packaged [unintelligible] take anywhere, orange drink filled with natural sugars, vitamins≤ minerals, and enzymes?
Of course you haven’t. Not if you’re atheist. You probably don’t even know there’s a right way to open it, so you can pick up the mouth-sized, mouth-shaped pieces — all coming to you courtesy of the Maker.
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…Is, is bananaman turning into a parody of himself? Did we mock him too much about his banana comment or not enough?
Also, pineapples. More tasty and juicy than banana’s, yet much harder to eat. Your argument’s invalid.
@timjer
Or pomegranates... ._.
Ray, your continued use of the same easily refuted "arguments" that never work clearly shows that you care nothing about saving our souls, because if that were so, you would listen to us and try to make your evangelism more convincing. No, all you care about is feeling "right" and "special", attention, control over your sycophants and good old Mammon. You are a predator, preying on and exploiting the gullible, the desparate, the pathologically scrupulous.
Careful. Once upon a time, long ago, someone noticed that the Cow is the perfect evidence for God. Edible flesh, bones to make tools and decorations out of, horns for tools, storage, decorations, skin to make clothes, the list of uses goes on and on and on. Surely the only possible explanation for a Cow is a god that designed it.
Some time later, someone asked, if a cow is the perfect proof of God, wouldn't it be holy? Should we really be eating a sacred animal of God?
And thus a nation of vegetarians watching cows shit in the streets... Holy cows.
Keep this up, someone's going to decide Oranges and bananas are too holy to eat. And it'll be your fault, Ray.
https://www.plated.com/morsel/types-of-oranges/
Valencia. Navel. Blood. Satsuma. Clementine. Tangerine. As a result of hybridisation, cross-fertilisation: and the results of experimentation by grove owners where these varieties didn't exist previously: basically, the fruit equivalent of the radioactive isotope Americium which does not exist in nature.
I'd have thought you would have learned from when it was proven that the Banana was as a result of domestication of original wild Bananas, Ray Cumfart.
But I guess this gives us the opportunity to further squeeze you until the pips squeak: oh, but then you're like the Israeli orange, the Jaffa: Seedless.
Just as your attempts at pushing your BS will always be fruitless.
...oh, and further proof that Oranges = Bananas, there's a species of bitter orange grown in Japan known as 'Naruto'.
Believe It!
@DizzyDream
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2nde65
(*In an outrageous Welsh accent *):
What about a pointed stick?!
...oh, and further proof that Oranges = Bananas, there's a species of bitter orange grown in Japan known as 'Naruto'.
Believe It!
Eh, I also prefer Strawberries over Bananas… After all, a certain strawberry shoved Getsuga Tensho’s up the ass of several god-wannabe’s! A simple Banana(man) stands no chance against strawberry! BAN-KAI!
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In case it’s too unclear, “Strawberry” is one way of translating the first name of Ichigo Kurosaki, the protagonist from Bleach. One of my first and all time favorite manga.
@AnonymousCoward
Yeah, but the problem with those is, you eat one pomegranate and you’re stuck in Hades forever. No, I think pinapples work better here. Besides, I happen to like pineapples a lot myself. So juicy and refreshing… Perfect in a salad on a hot summer noon.
Dog turds have the same size, color, and shape as sausages.
You can pick up the mouth-sized, mouth-shaped pieces — all coming to you courtesy of the Maker.
And what’s all of this supposed to prove?
@Timjer
And so, as Reality constricts around Ray Cumfart: squeezing him ever (Kubo) Tite-r...! X3
Hey, Bananaman: White Strawberries.
But then, as "Tokyo Mew Mew"'s Ichigo Momomiya is a hybrid of human and Iriomote Wildcat, there's a Ribbon Strawberry Surprise for ya! =^_^=
...and what about Chocolate Oranges , Cray-Ray?
Sigh. I lost track of how many different domesticated fruits and vegetables bananaman has gone through trying to prove that evolution can’t be real, therefore god exists. Even ignoring that his conclusion is itself a pretty blatant logical fallacy, does he even know what “domesticated” means? Or is this a particularly bizarre form of lying for Jesus where he thinks atheists are so stupid they don’t know what it means, despite repeated demonstrations to the contrary? Or, hell, does he think endlessly doubling down on a bet which has 0% chance of winning will eventually hit a jackpot? The most generous thing I can come up with in terms of intelligence and/or strategy is that he’s just attention whoring the validation of complete morons who think this is somehow owning the athiests, which still speaks incredibly poorly of him.
That's because the fruit evolved to manipulate you into eating it. You then poop out the seeds somewhere and a new orange tree grows from that spot where you plopped it out.
Bananas were domesticated and grown that way by humans.
Yeah, and no-one has EVER slipped on a banana peel.
A grape-fruit is just a bit too big to fit the human hand (and some oranges are too). Does that mean we are not supposed to eat grapefruits? Oh, and a human hand is not an ISO 10012 measurement standard… Peter Dinklage probably has a much smaller hand than Richard Osman…
If the “packaging” is perfect, how come these things exist?
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OF COURSE we have thought about this before, dingbat. You have been bleating about this for over a decade, Bananaman! It's still as stupid as the first time you said it.
Do pomegranates also come with mouth-sized, mouth-shaped pieces?
Not only going on about this crap for a decade but also when confronted with the bananas actual history,, tried to claim he was joking and now,,,trying to claim its all valid by using other produce.
Kent Hovind got in on this recently, trying to name a vegetable for every letter of the alphabet and going on about the wonderous unlikelyhood of that happening by evolution and time. I learned a lot from a debunk vid I never knew. Such as Brocolli, Cabbage and brussel sprouts were all developed from one plant through selective breeding.
*sigh* Stop trying, Ray; It didn’t work then and it won’t work now. Even theists see your endless fruit arguments for the nonsense they are.
There’s a saying that states that doing a stupid, ineffectual thing over & over and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. You, Ray Comfort, need to check in at Bellevue.
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