[The article is about two girls who stabbed a friend in Wisconsin]
Feminist movement have gone a bit out of hand in Wisconsin but all in all this is just a bump in the road as Obersturmbannführer Sandra Flucke and his boss Obama would say. Did the girls plan the attack? What difference does it make would HITLary say, they acted for the Greatest Good so they could become proxies of Slender Man, who would accept them and let them live with him in his mansion in the Nicolet National Forest.
Looks like a fairly tale to you?
We have heard worse at the Benghazi hearings
When children are being raised without God, they create one of themselves.
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This bizarre peroration, which vaults from premise to premise until it falls flat on its conclusions, says a lot more about its author than it does about the delinquents, feminism, or Wisconsin.
Not quite sure what you mean about fairy tales at the Benghazi hearings. Are you talking about the lies Issa is telling to try to create a scandal where there isn't one, or are you talking about the factual testimony from everyone who was actually involved, which you and your fellow wingnuts refuse to acknowledge, because it doesn't implicate Obama and Hilary the way you want it to?
"Obersturmbannführer"?
"Sandra Flucke "?
"his boss"? Does Slenderman work for the above, now?
At least "Obama" is spelled normally.
"HITLary"?....
WHAT THE HECK IS AN "OBERSTURUMBANNFUHRER?!"
So, Slenderman, Sandra Fluke, Hilary Clinton & Barack Obama all work for the Nazis now, right?
Go to bed, agcala
In the past, our resident otaku has defended his love of anime whenever a fundamentalist has attacked it. I suppose I should do so now with the Slenderman Mythos.
People have been telling each other scary stories since they've been talking. A millennium ago, if there had been a mass media we'd hear about people being sacrificed to the Fair Folk. And agcala, it's not like people who follow your religion also tell stories about demons, amirite?
And there are way better Creepypastas than Slenderman anyways. The Rake is several magnitudes more terrifying, as is Candle Cove, the Russian Sleep Experiment, Where Bad Kids Go, Ben Drowned, Smile Dog, etc.
So, Anon-e-moose, how did I do?
Well, isn't this agcala a happy little lollipop, triple-dipped in crazy?
@Nemo, I do love a good scary story. Much as Slenderman gives me the creeps, "Candle Cove" was far more shiver-inducing to me. Might be that it reminded me of the cheesy 70's kids shows (a la Sid & Marty Krofft).
Sorry, that the victim and the perpetrators were of the female sex is not connected to feminism. Following that logic, was Las Vegas rampage connected to MRS, because they were men?
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Despite being an active and contributing member of the Creepypasta community, I've decided not to make any substantial personal comments about the Slenderman thing. Those two little brats make me furious enough just thinking about them and the admin of the Creepypasta Wiki has already addressed the situation to a satisfactory degree.
1673488,
Oddly enough, CNN reported someone who knew the couple saying the couple often dressed as Joker and Harley Quinn, as well as some other characters including Slenderman. And it looks like some outlets are running with the Slenderman thing.
Nerikull_Murakami,
I learned about Candle Cove via Everyman Hybrid, which is one of the big Slenderman vlogs out there. I sometimes feel like a latecomer with a lot of these stories, since I've only joined in in the last year.
"What difference does it make would HITLary say,"
Oh good, you've got a new moronic phrase to replace "Obummer". And as much as I can't stand Hillary Clinton this whole Benghazi bullshit has just gotten old and idiotic. Get a new shtick, you boring ass right wingers.
@Nemo
Wait, really?! Well, now I'm even more annoyed with the media. First they turn my fandom into their next big target because of those little idiots and now they're trying to accuse it of breeding mass shooters? Bunch of pricks...
Sigh... Between these psycho girls and the loonies in Vegas, MarbleHornets will likely not hit theaters this year as originally planned.
As for the OP, sounds like a Right Wing chatbot.
"Feminism! Greater Good used spuriously! Benghazi! Benghazi!"
It's like Tea Party Tourette's!
It does sound like a fairy tale... told by a fairy who is about to pass out from mainlining crack cocaine and whiskey in a room full of radical pundits while playing Wolfenstein: The New Order for six hours.
(I believe there is a tenuous reference to Obersturmbannfuhrer Engel from the game, which also happened to be the first time I ever heard that rank in popular culture)
On another note, feminism? That seems slightly unlikely because the 'sacrifice' was female, right? Also because they publicly stated the whole thing was for SomethingAwful's Slenderman.
Oh, and Agcala? You are bad at puns. And grammar.
Are you going to blame Raymond Belknap & James Vance's suicides on feminism too? How about those alleged Clockwork Orange copycat crimes in Britain during the early 70's?
The Aurora shooter allegedly claimed he was The Joker. Gonna blame Feminism on that?
Alleged copycat crimes based on The Warriors ....FEMINISM!
That goofy kid who jumps off the roof to fly like Superman....FEMINISM!
Psychopathic young couples who think they're a real-life version of The Natural Born Killers ....FEMINISM!
And "agala" sounds like "Acala", you gonna start killing women while going on cheesy dating game shows, now? Considering your views, I wouldn't be suprised.
OK, maybe it's just because I live in the UK and I don't know this, but seriously, what is this Benghazi thing they keep bringing up? What supposedly happened there?
Well, Gearhead; There was a terrorist attack at an American embassy in Libya, which may or may not have been inspired by a cheesily-made anti-Muslim flick made by some con-artist. I don't know all the details but the GOP are hyping it as some "scandal" since they can't find anything to pin on Obama.
Never mind that there were a bunch of similar deadly attacks during Bush Jr's term.
There is no scandal, just an unfortunate event at an embassy at Bengazi in Libya that the Far-Rights hyping as a means to get rid of Obama, despite the fact that said incidents like it happen on a regular basis.
"What difference does it make would HITLary say, they acted for the Greatest Good so they could become proxies of Slender Man, who would accept them and let them live with him in his mansion in the Nicolet National Forest."
DAFUQ!? The Tau would be the last faction to have any link with a Warp entity like Slenderman.... (save perhaps for the Necrons)[/WH40K]
"When children are being raised without God, they create one of themselves."
I'm not sure how I should parse that... Are you claiming that children raised without your version of Gawd invent their own mythologies? Or that they start seeing themselves as gods?
If you meant the former, you're soooo close to figuring out that your own mythology started the exact same way, but expmerience has taught us not to expect you to make that step anytime soon.
Confused?
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