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Sermon 7: Singing a Joyful Noise Unto the Lord
By Bro. James Wilson
Bro. Steven R. and I will be filling in for Reverend Grimes this week as we work to make New Testament Baptist Church a full time operation, so make sure to check out his companion sermon in the Sermon 8 slot. Both of us will have a short sermon this week.
Psalm 100:1-2 says "Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye lands. Serve the Lord with gladness: come before his presence with singing." If we are going to sing, we have to sing loudly and sing praises unto the Lord Jesus Christ. Men have gotta be MANLY IN CHRIST JESUS and stop whispering like what happens when these liberal McChurches have these garbage services with "contemporary Christian music!" They're over there wearing AC/DC and Hooter's shirts in these "non-denominational" fun-houses that try to be inclusive and have zero doctrine like the Episcopalians and the Unitarian Universalists! They don't condemn sodomy, Onanism, or lust, and they have these Starbucks stores outside after they sing their effeminate "contemporary Christian" trash! You have to sing old school hymns from old school hymnals and sing like a MAN like Elvis Presley did in his gospel records!!!!
When they sing in that effeminate way, they sound like they are in the bedroom whispering to their wives like in bedroom conduct. They have these microphones and they're acting like they're trying to serenade the audicence like those Backstreet Boy and *NSYNC boy bands!!! Not honoring the Lord like He saith in Psalm 100!!! Or like how Taylor Swift the evil succubus whispers and moans in her new song "Ready for It" which sounds just like this fake contemporary "Christian" trash sounds! Let your noises unto the Lord be JOYFUL AND LOUD AND NOT RESEMBLING BEDROOM CONDUCT SO YOU CAN HONOR GOD AS SCRIPTURE PRESCRIBES!

35 comments

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@The FAIL Jimmy Wilcum

What, do you love the wicked breasts and legs of Taylor Swift more than the Lord?!

Well, you clearly do.

The only possible way you can prove otherwise: stop so much as thinking about her in perpetuity.

That includes removal of all mention of her from your pissant little 'Wiki'. You wouldn't like to prove us right by you continuing to do so, eh Jimbo? Go ahead: purge your 'Righteous' & 'Pure' minds as well as your sad pathetic excuse for a 'Wiki' by eliminating Taylor Swift from your brain cell(s) & your piss-poor part of the interwebz.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Donald_Trump

I see there's no mention of the fact that this liberal RINO is into liberal Omorashi. Liberal classlessness and censorship at work

--Elvis is King (talk) 22:02, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you just call Trump a RINO, or am I reading your message incorrectly?

--Spoony (talk) 23:06, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

Anyone who brags about unrighteous genital grabbing, is into rampant fetishism, and nominates liberals such as pro-homo Rex Tillerson to their Cabinet is an obvious RINO

--Elvis is King (talk) 14:58, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Elvis_is_King

Are you denying the unmistakable truth that Donald J. Trump was chosen by God to save this country from Marxism and sexual immorality?

--Elvis is King (talk) 18:46, 17 September 2016 (UTC)

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Jesus_Is_Savior

The Jesus is Savior website is essentially the same as the Internet Church for Christ if it were created by a furious schizophrenic

the evils of rock and pop music artists like [...] Taylor Swift

We shall know your Pharisee-like hypocrisies by your obsessions, o fundies.

old comment by Pharaoh Bastethotep

Considering James A. Wilson's lurid descriptions of Taylor Swift's anatomy: What if, rather than just drawing from the feverish imagination of his non-perverted man's mind, he her ex-boyfriend who went insane when she became famous?

@Sharon Young:
While a firm atheist, I am still member of our Lutheran Landeskirche (and am unlikely to leave, at least for now, since, unlike James here, they are actually good and sane Christians), and I second that notion,

@The Real James A. Wilson:
Taylor Swift is not my type. Although, on the other hand, the narrow-minded, misogynistic, bigotted. straight-laced, legalistic, hypocritical, egomanic, autocratic, cruel, despotic, domineering, petty, bullying, patronising, incompetent false god you worship - for such a crooked being could never have created this wonderful, fascinating, whimsical universe, nor would the real Creator demand contempt towards His creation in favour of blind obedience to a mere book (an imposter, on the other hand...) - is even further from my type. Much further.
(Also, I am a heterosexual man. and your supposedly transcendental all-encompassing deity is male...)

old comment by Pharaoh Bastethotep

Mocker!!!!!!!!!! If you don't repent now, you WILL experience eternal anguish because you dare mock a steward of Almighty God!

Can He not afford to send a massacring bear anymore? Not even an angry hare?
So eventually, I will be subjected to an overblown punishment that is unverifiable to anyone alive? How do you not realise how empty this threat sounds?

Taylor Swift is a wicked harlot and succubus who hateth the things of God because she's wicked reprobate and she doesn't understand basic human dignity since she's a nasty woman who has it the things of the Lord. All she has is vain smugness, and she will be left devoid of any real talent or purpose once her looks fade away inevitably.

If she is a demon, as you claim once again, why would she grow old?