Oh, a test, is it? Let's work with that analogy...
First, there's nothing.
Then, suddenly you wake up in school, and your fellow students tell you that you're sitting a test. You've never seen the teacher; as in fact have none of them. When you ask them to describe him, you get wildly different descriptions that can't possibly all be right. "Ok," you say, "this test... what do I have to know and do to pass it?". So, the other students give you 5 dozen textbooks, none of which agree with each other, and even the ones that vaguely resemble each other specifically state that, should you use any of the other vaguely similar textbooks, you will fail the test. It's all rather confusing.
"So what happens if I fail?" you ask. "Well," you get told, "according to some of the textbooks you can sit the test again, but according to the prevalent text in this school and all the schools in this country you will be put in detention, not for a day, or a week, or even a year, but for ever and ever.".
"Hold on," you think, "that's just stupid. I gonna talk to someone in charge." - So, you leave the classroom and try to find the head teacher. But to your eternal surprise you find that there is no evidence - none whatsoever - that there is any teacher. Try as you might, nothing points to the existence of a teacher, or a test.
You say: "fuck that", grab your skateboard, and have an awesome time with your friends while the poor deluded students sit their imaginary test.
How's that?
