All the talk about bestiality and religion in these comments fused into the following thought:
If God exists, then he can't be classed as a human- being some kind of divine, floaty, invisible, ghost thingy.
This means that (technically) God belongs to a different species.
Therefore, the impregnation of Mary (technically) took place between two creatures of different species.
Ergo, Jesus is (technically) the product of a zoophilic union.
What has this website done to me? I never used to form thoughts like this. I used to be a good boy. I think i'll just lie down and cry for a while...