E.A. Koetting #magick #conspiracy #god-complex #mammon becomealivinggod.com

BREAKING: I’m keeping this newsletter powerful and brief. Chances are you’re SERIOUSLY WONDERING why the eBook wasn’t made available on time…

I’m going to reveal why I believe there is a real, hard core, sinister conspiracy against this Become A Living God project, and every single one of my living, talismanic books.

That’s right. A conspiracy of MAGICK.

Against ME.

And against YOU. (Guilty by association)

Continue reading below right now…

Hey Friend,

“WHAT HAPPENED?”

“ARE YOU OK?”

“DID SOMEONE HURT YOU?”

“ARE YOU ALIVE?”

“SOMETHING’S WRONG!”

“ANSWER ME!!!”

These are the questions and comments I received from my MOST FAITHFUL, LOYAL AND TOTALLY COMMITTED sorcerers and magicians on the day my Become A Living God eBook was set to release.

*** SHOCKED, BUT NOT SURPRISED

On Wednesday at 10am you were probably as excited as I was for you to download and immediately start reading my latest work.

But yet, 10 o’clock came, then 10:15, then 10:30, 10:45… still no announcement or book available… I was literally nowhere to be found.

Of course, my inbox, help desk, and social media profiles started FILLING with questions from disappointed aspirants wondering WHAT’S UP? ARE YOU OK? I’M READY TO GO!

The truth of the matter is that all my core computer systems completely crashed. Even my website programmer’s computer crashed. Our technical software began acting very bizarre.

Our email system shut down.

Our shopping cart software malfunctioned.

Our host-server blacked out.

And finally, as our growing frustration and confusion reached a crescendo…

My website developer contacted me and demanded that we reschedule.

So… to ensure you ALWAYS have the most perfectly excellent and thoroughly rewarding experience with my books, programs and material…

I decided to postpone the release.

*** UNMASKING A CONSPIRACY IN THE MAGICK COMMUNITY

If you’ll recall, my Book Of Azazel endured intense challenges, roadblocks, and interferences from “the universe” during production.

TORNADOES and weather storms hit the area, disrupted equipment, and more.

Let me repeat that.

A *TORNADO* hit the area.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Virtually *EVERY TIME* I’ve released a product, something strange just “went wrong” and totally disrupted the process flow.

— I am STRONGLY considering the possibility that there is a conspiracy of magick aimed at trying to defeat the publishing of my knowledge.

In fact… I KNOW THERE IS.

Several of them. And I’m 99% sure I know which specific dark orders and cults see me as a massive threat to their monopoly of power.

*** REVEALING THE OPPORTUNITY IN DISGUISE

As you know, I’ve devoted my life to black magick in an extremely hard core way.

It’s essentially the foundation of who I am.

And when I tell you that no matter how hard these feeble, weak magick orders and wimpy “witch covens” try to stop me…

>>> I’m only going to REDOUBLE MY ENERGY and
>>> push forward with more intensity than ever.

Failure and frustration are FOOD to me.

These emotions FUEL ME TO REACH ULTIMATE VICTORY.

And I vow that I am going to make these trangressors regret ever having such a dumb idea as to try to hurt me.

So here’s the plan as it stands:

#1: I’m Giving You “Become A Living God” eBook FREE

Try it. If you don’t like, don’t pay for it. If you respect the potency it possesses, then you’ll be billed for it 7 days later.

#2: I’m Also Giving You My All-New Interview Series: “Interviews With A Magus” – FOR FREE

Same deal. Try it. If you like it, then stay on it and you’ll be billed. If you don’t think it’s awesome, pay nothing and keep it as my gift.

#3: Get Book Of Azazel At Normal Price at

www.nephilimpress.com
HERE’S THE KICKER: I’m doing a Triple-Launch

I’m going to launch All Three at the same time:

– Become A Living God 1st Edition
– Interviews With A Magus debut
– Book of Azazel

I want these three Godlike Grimoires of Magick to act like a turbocharged JET PACK WITH ROCKET FUEL.

I want them to EXPLODE like a nuclear bomb dropping on our tiny little community of magick.

I believe combining these three magically-charged programs together will create a truly profound impact on not just the world of magick… ON THE ENERGY OF LIFE ON EARTH ITSELF.

I don’t know the exact date that you’ll get this triple-package yet, BUT PREPARE NOW AND TOTALLY COMMIT THIS VERY MOMENT TO HITTING THE GROUND RUNNING FULL SPEED!

I want you locked-and-loaded for when I give you the green light.

In early May… your power, your life and the world of magick is going to change forever.

Buckle up!

Talk soon.

Godlike Power,

E.A.

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