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Many thought that Obama was the first Jewish president of the United States; however, based on my racial examinations, I have concluded that twenty-four of the forty-five Presidents of the United States have been of Jewish ancestry. One can look to see if someone was or is Jewish by examining their facial and other bodily features.

George Washington

John Adams

Thomas Jefferson

John Quincy Adams

Andrew Jackson

Abraham Lincoln

Chester Arthur

Theodore Roosevelt (Rosenfelt?)

William H. Taft

Woodrow Wilson

Warren Harding

Franklin Roosevelt

Harry Truman

Dwight Eisenhower
Eisenhower's middle name was David. Most people named "David" are Jews.

John F. Kennedy

Lyndon Johnson

Richard Nixon

Gerald Ford

Ronald Reagan

George H. W. Bush

Bill Clinton

George W. Bush

Barack Obama

Donald Trump

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Those are all the US presidents I have ever heard about. Could it be that these are simply the ones he could think of?

Many thought that Obama was the first Jewish president of the United States

Uh, NO, no one thought that except for a few wackjobs like you, maybe.

I can’t remember anyone claiming Obama was Jewish. But I do remember a LOT of “Muslim who was born in Kenya!!!”

“Most people named "David" are Jews.”

A quick Internet search reveals that there are 10,905,563 Davids in the USA alone. As of last year the USA’s population of Jews was 6,925,475 (world population was 14,606,000). Even if every male Jew was David, that would still only be 32% of Davids… and keep in mind that the figure of 10,905,563 is for the first name of David, so the true number of Daves is even higher.

So, most of the good ones (plus Nixon, Reagan, the Bushes, and Don Cheeto). Barring those last few, looks to me like "Jews" make pretty good presidents.

This quote shows a phrenologist at work.

Given some of Nixon’s comments about Jews, I can doubt the veracity of the list.

And which “facial and other bodily features” did you use?

Most people named "David" are Jews.

Or Christians thinking Kind David was a good role model for their son and consequently wanting to name theirs after him.

Yeah this cannot be serious.

Many thought

Please define “many”. I think that would be a whole number great than or equal to zero and lesser than one.

Please define “thought”. Is that the same as “dreamed” after eating a three week old burrito?

This is almost exactly the same type of insanity, as the famous “Polish Jew list”, although not as entertaining, since he isn’t even suggesting hillarious and obviously false “Jewish” alternative names for any of the gentlemen there.

I have some bad news for you. Everyone but you is Jewish! That’s how the Evil Jewish Conspiracy is so effective. We only have to trick one person! *laughs maniacally*

What everyone else here said. Sounds like someone’s been sniffing the gold Krylon, again.

I’m honestly not sure if this is a Poe, or just a moron.

Wait a minute….he’s saying TRUMP looks Jewish? Can’t say I’m seeing that.

Dwight Eisenhower
Eisenhower's middle name was David. Most people named "David" are Jews.

Eisenhower’s middle name was Dwight. His first name was David, he switched them around later in life.

And his mother was Lutheran, then a JW convert, while Eisenhower himself belonged to no particular denomination.

Also, given the varied quality of presidents on your list, if any of them were Jewish (spoiler alert, none of them were, you ign’ant fuckstick) then I’m not seeing a problem with it. You’ve got some genuinely awesome people on that list, so I guess your imaginary Jews have been a net good for your very real country.

And Reagan, Trump and Nixon were all Jews? Hahahahahafuck no, son. Sounds like your ‘racial examinations’ would be more accurate if you pulled your head out of your ass.

Please sit down and shut up. You're embarrassing the US more than Donald Trump.

@ Chloe- That’s impossible.

And on top of being jewish, they were all commies too! Can we get out of the 50s already?

Well then, high time for Bernie Sanders. Finally a goy! :-)

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