Caamib #fundie

Caamib #fundie atheistforums.org

[I'll gladly remain a virgin if it takes forcing myself on someone just to get laid.]

Then you are fucking insane. This is like some Christian saying that you'd rather be starving than eating at a McDonalds set in what was once a Church. Modern women hate men who are virgins and love rape.

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

So sayeth the one who said:

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...or is that why you rely on that crystal meth, Mary Jane Lick Sick: as a method of 'Plausible Deniability' - with meth's proven effects on memory - when it comes to your own hypocrisy.

And to further destroy his argument, courtesy of Kiwi Farms' Cubanodun:

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'Contextualise' your way out of that, Mary Jane. According to your logic, if it's okay to rape women - and 'Consent' doesn't exist here in the West (it isn't 'legal' here) and women don't have the right to think about complaining about something they don't want, then therefore should a man want to rape you because he has 'needs' (and he's only a 'man', natch!) - then therefore you don't have the right to think about complaining about someone forcing themselves on you, nor do you have the right to even think 'NO!', never mind say it. You must take it. And LIKE it. You said it, I didn't.

Because consent doesn't exist. As you say.

And besides:

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...you've got a whole world of relationship opportunities ready for you now. >:D

old comment by breakerslion

@ Admiral Nopants:

Sorry but marshmallows roasted over Napalm (or Sterno) taste awful! You could, however get away with Jiffy Pop....

As for Caamib (Does that mean "dingleberry" in some obscure language?), he's obviously of the, "I'm not crazy, it's everyone else!" school of thought. If he calls you insane, it's a complement.

Edit: @ cyclonus: You have my sympathy. I "just might" have a slight brush with the spectrum myself, and I have a cousin that's farther along. I'm the only one in the family that can take him in larger than small doses. I get it. He found the love of his life, so there's hope for almost anyone! Both of us were significantly older than the social norm when we ceased being virgins. I know whereof you speak re. pressure, but it's so much better if you can keep it from getting to you. One does not need that piled on top of self-awareness of social awkwardness. I wish I knew that back when. I hope you find (if you haven't already) a group of understanding people that will respect you for being yourself.

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@ Cyclonus

I know how you feel as I have pretty much the exact same problem myself. I have aspergers too and I have strong social anxiety amongst a few other things. While I am as horny as everybody healthy of my age would be (I think), I hate it that society places such a stigma on male virgins, no thanks to $§@£&# "incels" like motherfucker here. Would I love to get lovingly laid by the woman of my dreams? Would I love to find my soul mate and spend the rest of my life with her? Of course. But I hate it that society puts such pressure on something that they take for granted.

Still, even if I weren't so socially awkward, I'd still rather die a virgin and be ridiculed years after my death than EVER rape someone against their will.

Hell, even if my perfect woman would be helpless to me, and I would be incredibly horny, and I could get away with it scott free, I STILL would not even dream of doing it. ...raping that is, not consentual sex of course.

Seriously, Caamib gives male virgins like us a bad name. And for that, I would love to shove him feet first into a meat grinder that's soaked in boiling acid.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Iris

"This is a false equivalency. If you don't eat, you will starve and die. If you don't have sex, you might feel deprived, but you won't die."

Sir Isaac Newton. Died a virgin.

Lived to the ripe old age of 84. Certainly in those days, when that was the exception, rather than the rule, medical knowledge-wise.

The way he abuses illegal pharmaceuticals (Crystal Meth being the norm in the Third Reich; their Fuhrer was off his tits on that crap. Fortunately it was rejected by the British authorities, especially the War Office), Mary Jane Lick Sick won't live as long as Newton.

Survival expert & former SAS reservist Bear Grylls says that, whilst one can survive without food for up to three weeks, you can only survive without water for three days. So how is it that Newton could survive without sex for 84 years? You tell me, Mary Jane.

old comment by Tenpenny

@Iris

What's really funny is that you've gone so far to the left you've actually looped back to the far right. Worse than that really, because I've never actually heard a typical fundamentalist religious conservative advocate lifelong abstinence as viable as a general rule, only until marriage (or if you're gay)... and they tend to advocate marrying young.

Now look, Caamib is an idiot, but I think your agenda might be at least 75% as idiotic and fueled by a disdain for straight male sexuality, typical of sex-negative feminists. It's very similar to what Anita Sarkeesian is doing (attacking video games that are intended to cater to straight men), what Swedish feminists are doing (attacking prostitution because most clients are straight men, no word whatsoever about gay prostitution) and how feminists in general blamed the entire American culture for being too sexual because of Elliot Rodger (ONE guy out of 150 million) shooting people, as if sexual desire is cultural rather than biological.

If teaching abstinence until marriage doesn't work for most people these days and lifelong abstinence doesn't work for gays, what makes you think it will work for straight males? This is not practical advice sorry, it's bullshit. Hence the name "the regressive left". Well done.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

What's really funny is that you've gone so far to the right you've actually looped back to the far right. Worse than that really, because I've heard a conservative advocate retardation. Now look, Donald Fart is an idiot, but I think your agenda might be at least 75% as idiotic and fueled by a disdain for Political Correctness (which is superior, otherwise why isn't the world exactly as you would wish it?), typical of sex-negative MRAs. It's very similar to what Anita Sarkeesian is doing, (attacking video games that are intended to cater to straight men), what Swedish feminists are doing (attacking prostitution because most clients are straight men, yet no word whatsoever about gay prostitution: )http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=115402&Page=2#1896028*) so why should you be bothered about the former?) and how feminists in general blamed the entire American culture for being too sexual because of Elliot Rodger (ONE guy out of 150 million) shooting people, as if sexual desire is cultural rather than biological, yet I - here in the UK - don't care for your subjective butthurt, because what you're whining about has never affected me personally, because I'm a straight man who has played all of id Software's games (from "Castle Wolfenstein" to "Rage", and all the "DOOM"/"Quake" WADs & .PAKs to hell & back), but I'm not worried in the slightest about what someone else says about games. Nor do I care what happens to kerb-crawlers: because I'm not one.

If teaching abstinence until marriage doesn't work for all right-wingers/fundie Christains these days and lifelong abstinence doesn't work for Closet Cases like you: (http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=115402&Page=2#1896028*), what makes you think Self Control won't work for straight males? I'm living proof that it does. This is practical advice sorry, it's not bullshit. Hence the name "the regressive right". Well done for admitting that, 2½p.

*- Tuppenceha'penny = Nameless Coward/FSTDT Doesn't Lie/FSTDT Doesn't Suck/Aunty-FSTDT, don't forget.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Mary Jane Lick Sick

"You do understand I'm fully aware that the only problem you have with somebody like me saying stuff like this is that I'm a white straight mile?"

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We're not the one with the problem. And in more ways than one.

You're the one who said it, we didn't.

"My life has been nothing but a huge failure in almost every aspect"

-Mary Jane Lick Sick (from Encyclopedia Dramatica)

'Almost'? Your failure is now complete. [/Darth Vader]

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/index.php?title=Marjan_%C5%A0ikli%C4%87

Your now total FAIL certainly sticks out that distance, for all the world to see.

@Demon Duck of Doom

I think we've found ourselves a new meme. Mary Jane Lick Sick: The White Straight Mile.

...oh, and 'Straight', cammy-poo?:

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/my-lifelong-truth.17961/

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Sides, this is Houston. You are go for launch.

Either the above is an admission of fact, or everything you say - especially your misogynistic/racist BS - is just a tissue of lies. No 'Context' allowed.

Gotcha.

Caamib #fundie atheistforums.org

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