Re: looksmatch in 2019
image (Olivier Richters aka “the Dutch Giant”, a bodybuilder with gigantism, is standing at a McDonald’s counter, apparently in South-East Asia. The woman at the counter is looking at him in shock.)
At what point do we accept different races are different species.
Also if you ever order a "McSpaghetti" you should be forcibly euthanized.
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if you ever order a "McSpaghetti" you should be forcibly euthanized.
@checkmate
I’m pretty sure the entire McDonald’s menu qualifies legally as a suicide note.
Also, I think most people, especially those considerably shorter than the average and children, would stare at a giant. I know I would. Guess that makes me some forgotten offshoot of the human race - sorry, I mean, “species.”
Some people will look for any reason to justify being utter fuckwads to those they’ve decided aren’t part of their tribe.
At what point do we accept different races are different species. Olivier Richters is “only” 2.18 m tall. That is not tall enough to make it into Wikipedia’s list of tallest people . (Mind you, that’s still five centimetres taller than the guy who played Chewbacca).
Of the ten tallest people currently alive, three are from China and three from India/Pakistan, and the rest from various Middle Eastern nation. They all “heightmog” Richters by at least 14 centimetres.
How does that fit into your “theory”?
At what point do we accept different races are different species.
When members of those races stop being able to mate and produce fertile offspring. Hasn’t happened yet, probably won’t happen for millennia. You’re the same species as people of color. Accept it.
Also if you ever order a "McSpaghetti" you should be forcibly euthanized.
I stopped eating at McDonald’s a while ago because I don’t approve of the way they abuse their employees, but this makes we want a “McSpaghetti.”
“At what point do we accept different races are different species.”
Wow. You think the definition of ‘species’ involves height. Your father, or that one uncle, never told you that all women are the same height in bed?
“Also if you ever order a "McSpaghetti" you should be forcibly euthanized.”
You’ve never been out of the state you currently live in, have you? Reminds me of watching US sailors in foreign ports, searching an entire city for a McDonald’s or a Pizza Hut. Cost three times as much to get not-nearly-as-good food. While you’re SURROUNDED by exotic cuisine you may never see again.
People in different places have different tastes. Hell, just compare Iced Tea in Macon and Boston. What kind of stunted development deems a person worthy of death for having the guts to do something you’re too chicken-shit to try?
I’ve had haggis AFTER i knew how they made it.
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