Conservatives have made this country great. Conservatives have moved mankind forward for thousands of years. Conservatives have created and nurtured families. People who have brain damage like you and other liberals are regressive.
You want to kill babies.
You want same sex marriage.
You want to chop off sexual organs because you don't identify with them.
You want handouts and no accountability.
You want Muslims from countries who kill gay people as a matter of law to be welcomed because you think it spites conservatives.
You abandon your women and leave them on welfare.
You are slowly driving yourself towards extinction. You are weak and worthless. You tell everyone you're intelligent, but your actions say otherwise.
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"Conservatives have moved mankind forward"
"liberals are regressive"
And up is down and white is black. You don't actually understand definitions of very common words, do you?
"Conservatives have made this country great."
Conservatives were against the Revolutionary War and were all for staying a British colony.
"Conservatives have moved mankind forward for thousands of years."
Every significant scientific study or advancement has been opposed by conservatives.
"Conservatives have created and nurtured families."
Men who are physically and emotionally abusive are more likely to be conservative. Furthermore, conservatives only really support families that are well-off, white, and patriarchal. All other families are lesser and kept out of the picture so that you guys can pretend you look good.
"You want handouts and no accountability."
No, you're confusing us with the corporations that your conservative leaders have buddied up to.
"You want Muslims from countries who kill gay people as a matter of law to be welcome because you think it spites conservatives."
Have you considered that those Muslims might be gay people and others who are escaping the tyrannical rule of a very conservative government?
"You are weak and worthless."
You sound like a cartoon villain, and have about as much depth as one.
But if same-sex marriage is so bad, why don't you want those Muslims in your country? I mean, I'd assume they'd help you get your fabled Defense of Marriage Amendment added to the Constitution, right?
The first three and number five make no difference at all to your life. Numbers four and six concern helping individuals that need help, and you object to those because you are not YET at the point where you need help. Chances are pretty good that you will, someday, or your parents will, or your children will. Societal safety nets are NOT a dirty word.
Conservatives have moved mankind forward for thousands of years.
That's not just wrong, it's a contradiction in terms. Conservatives are all about CONSERVING the current status quo. Look at how the word is used in ANY context. It generally doesn't mean "radical change". And BTW, history disagrees with you. The era most conservatives and reactionaries pine for, the "idyllic" 50s was smack-dab in the middle of the New Deal era. And it was these New Deal progressive policies (along with WWII) that gave us that economic boom. And it's in this conservative era we have now that the economy is more stagnant. And the GOP isn't even conservative (that honor goes to the Democrats), it's a REACTIONARY movement that wants to take us backwards.
>You want to kill babies.
The Unborn are not babies. Not yet.
>You want same sex marriage.
Why is this a bad thing?
>You want to chop off sexual organs because you don't identify with them.
I'm sensing some castration anxiety.
>You want handouts and no accountability.
Remind me again of what the tax status is for places of worship.
>You want Muslims from countries who kill gay people as a matter of law to be welcomed because you think it spites conservatives.
Oh so now you're for gay people.
>You abandon your women and leave them on welfare.
Remind me what the divorce rate for Conservatives is.
Roe vs. Wade. Protestant Conservatives were all for it early on; being anti -abortion was considered Popery by them.
DOMA repealed. Prop. 8 declared unconstitutional. 26th June SCOTUS decision.
You are anti-Choice . Therefore you are anti-Democracy .
Donald Fart's multiple bankruptcies. Also, his scams.
Muslims For Trump. Islamic prayers at the RNC.
Newt Gingrich's multiple divorces.
You are slowly driving yourselves towards extinction. Good. >:D
So much denial in so few sentences.
Conservatives have been on the wrong side of history about every single issue that's ever come up. Conservatives are still wrong, only this time it's a repulsive orange skinned freight train that's driving them towards extinction.
I'm not disappointed to have to say this, but Orange is NOT the New Black.
"Conservatives have moved mankind forward for thousands of years"
Isn't the definition of conservatism to maintain the status quo?
This is like saying this super glue coating will make the joint turn easier.
Confused?
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