Imagine that you could listen to or talk face-to-face with satan about any subject that has to do with God.
Then bring to remembrance anything you've heard atheists say against God. (Or if you are an atheist, you know your own sentiments and thoughts).
Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine satan expressing sentiments about God different than what atheists express. Satan certainly is not going to speak positively about God, and neither are atheists. So, what both think and verbalize is in complete harmony with one another.
Atheism is therefore a doctrine of demons, and in many, if not all cases, atheists are demon-possessed.
So it is quite possible that when you read the writings of atheists, or heard them speaking, all you heard was demons ranting against God.
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Now, if you try to understand bob's thinking, you will drive yourself crazy.
Bobo, Bobo, Bobo... I don't believe God exists. I say "God does not exist." Except in the case of your God. I would refer to him as a genocidal asshole, yes. But only as a fictional character, much like Sauron.
Well, let´s suppose I meet a red guy with horns..........what the hell are you saying?. No man, no. And you don´t read the Bible. In it, when the Devil tempts Jesus, he doesn´t blame God on wars, he doesn´t try to prove anything scientifically, he doesn´t try to ask for individual freedom.........on the contrary, he asks God permission to tempt(in Job)or just reinforces God superiority, because, as many theologicians say, he is a subordinate to him, he is a chastisment. It is not an electoral test.
@NtC
Bobo, Bobo, Bobo... I don't believe God exists. I say "God does not exist." Except in the case of your God. I would refer to him as a genocidal asshole, yes. But only as a fictional character, much like Sauron.
Atheists CAN say good things about God, or religion, anyway. Some, for example, suspect that while god does not exist, religion was a necessary phase early human society had to pass through in order to bind it together into communities and instil some basic sense of order, and pave the way for more advanced social mechanisms, such as democratic government and humanism. Of course, this argument does not suggest that we should continue to keep religion around now that it has served its purpose.
"Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine satan expressing sentiments about God different than what atheists express. "
Besides, you are not proving anything(take off therefore). You are not proving the supernatural nature of Atheism, as you claim in the latter post. We are physically NEVER in a position of being with Satan, let alone have a conversation with him which can be real. It´s an absurd dicothomy you have created to prove a theory you have just sprouted in your delirium(and not even theologically correct, BY THE WAY)
"Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine satan expressing sentiments about God different than what atheists express."
Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine satan expressing sentiments about God different than what atheists express. I agree! Because Satan doesn't exist, it's impossible for me to imagine him saying anything!
Assuming just for a moment that demons are real, isn't it more likely that atheists are just speaking what they can see to be true and that Robbie is a ranting demon trying to lead Xians down an impossibly narrow road?
Actually, when I read the writings of fundies, or heard them speaking, all I heard are demons ranting against God -- and common sense.
Coffee, #96183 -- Don't you dare say anything bad about Ishtar or Enkidu! Enkidu has already been seduced by Shamhat the harlot and all the animals are avoiding him, and if he and Gilgamesh want to be friends, that's their business and nobody else's!
Unfortunately you have failed to mention that atheists do not actually believe that there is a god and therefore have no need to speak ill of him. Plus, how can you actually know what satan would say in a casual conversation about god? False premise, false conclusion and far worse than that, you look like a fucktarded imbecile. Hip, hip, hooray!
UberLutheran, David is right, I meant Enki the god, not Enkidu the hunter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enki
I always thought the relationship between Enkidu and Gilgamesh was one of the most heartbreaking love stories of ancient times.
what a fucking leap! damn, this guy should be playing basketball, he'd be m.j. numba 2! atheists claim there is no god, SO what more could athiests possibly have to say against god? its like saying "Sponge Bob Square Pants is a horrible president! Lets impeach the bastard!"
Imagine that you could listen to or talk face-to-face with satan about any subject that has to do with God.you , Robert T. Lee, a rabid fundie asshole, imagine other people's (and imaginary beings') opinions. And your imagination is dreadfully limited...
Atheists don't believe in Gawd (or Satan), so they can't hate it. We can talk negatively about religion and point out that according to your own holy book your God would be a bloodthirsty asshole if he existed, but we are simply criticizing human mental constructions and delusions.
"Imagine that you could listen to or talk face-to-face with satan about any subject that has to do with God.
Except that at that point, I would no longer be an atheist, seeing that I have found convincing proof of God's existance.
Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine satan expressing sentiments about God different than what atheists express. Satan certainly is not going to speak positively about God, and neither are atheists. So, what both think and verbalize is in complete harmony with one another.
As many have said before, Satan, if he expresses himself truthfully, would say that God exists, which is pretty much against the whole concept of atheism. Also, I have yet to hear an atheist saying anything bad about god, other that he doesn't exist, and if he did, he would be pretty much of an asshole.
Atheism is therefore a doctrine of demons,
No, athesim is a doctrine of humans which don't believe in the supernatural.
and in many, if not all cases, atheists are demon-possessed.
Hell, that didn't even come from your twisted version of "logic", that was just pulled right off your ass
So it is quite possible that when you read the writings of atheists, or heard them speaking, all you heard was demons ranting against God."
See above
Lets see, When my freind Kathy addressed the ontario folk music asociation to thank them for their support, all i heard was your demons ranting against a god named god???
Imagine that I could listen to or talk face-to-face with the christian god named satan, about any subject that has to do with which god? But atheists dont say anything against any gods, so your initial point is moot
So Robert, Which god? if any?
Or, the shorter version: "If atheists were wrong, then atheists would be wrong."
As I don't believe in gods, I don't believe in other deity-like creatures either.
Me: "I find no evidence for the existence of any of you myth-creations."
Crickets chirping...
Being an atheist I cannot possibly imagine a face-to-face talk with Satan. You may as well ask me to imagine a cosy chat with the Easter bunny or a conversation with Santa Claus.
Your whole premise is idiotic. Not that I'd expect anything else.
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