i hate kikes for inventing nukes. i want to go to war out in the battlefield
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It's most gratifying to see youngsters eager to put their training to good use by making certain the noble art of canon-foddering is still relevant in today's world. The grieving parents can proudly, yet sorrowfully, display the bits of their children's anatomy that they've managed to scrape off the battlefield, in an old cigar box or old pickle jar on the mantelpiece.
In a way, it's heart-warming to see boys who will never be sexually active with women in any case, sacrificing themselves for the good of men who are, men that, on the whole, don't go in for much canon ball storage in their intestines. At least these boys can have some purpose in life.
When entering the battlefield remember that the weapons you'll be using require more training to yield successful results than the keyboard that you use to attack women, Jews, gays, and liberals on the internet.
@ Wyzard:
I would question that nukes are bad.
Think about this for a second: Every time the world ( or a part of it ) would get 2 superpowers, they would inevitably fight each other. That's what happened in both WW1 and WW2 - the bloodiest conflicts of history so far.
The only reason why USSR and USA did not start a global war was their mutually assured destruction.
Actually, the senior scientific positions Manhattan Project were largely (some 50%) filled by Jews, many of whom were ejected from Nazi occupied Europe. Shows how goddamned smart those "pure Aryans" were.
The reason who so many Jews were willing to work on the project was that they feared that the Nazis would get it first. Remember, Otto Hahn who first discovered nuclear fission was a German. Heisenberg was also a German. Both worked for the Nazis on their poorly run uranium project.
Hahn and Heisenberg knew that a bomb was possible in principle, but did not know how to do it in detail. They were afraid to tell the high ranking Nazis (including Hitler) because if they were given resources and FAILED, they knew what would happen to them. Another triumph for totalitarianism.
@ Unbeliever: I know about MAD, but look at some of our close calls.
- Cuban missile crisis comes immediately to mind
While MAD has prevented thermonuclear war, if it does happen, the death & destruction would far outweigh a conventional war like WW II or the Iraq war.
i hate kikes for inventing nukes. i want to go to war out in the battlefield
Spoken like some redneck from Nankipoo, TN who figures the Big One will land somewhere else, because who's going to waste a hydrogen bomb on Nankipoo?
Albert Einstein (whose Special Theory of Relativity provided the theoretical basis for nuclear weapons ) said that he had no idea what weapons World War Three would be fought with, but he knew what World War Four would be fought with: sticks and stones.
So hang on in there Freak, you may just get your wish.
Since we've dropped nukes a grand total of twice in combat, you're still free to sign up for military service as infantry and die on the battlefield of your army's choice. Assuming, of course, that they're crazy or stupid enough to take a mouthbreather like you.
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