The band Eagles of Death Metal had just started playing their song “Kiss The Devil” when terrorists burst into the Bataclan and started firing.
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Paradox for you, Rod-o. Since the EoDM are an American band and have been playing all those same songs here for years, why hasn't Old Nick popped his horned head out here?
If I pull the song on You Tube and blast it, will He appear here in my computer room? Hint - I am not a xtian - so I am betting the answer is no.
"If you call up the devil, sometimes, he will come."
How often is 'sometimes'? Every 10 000 000th time?
It was probably the thousandth time they played that song. Was the devil busy all the other times?
According to Wikipedia: Following the attack, a Facebook campaign was created with the intention of getting the band's cover of the Duran Duran song "Save a Prayer" to number one on the UK Singles Chart. The campaign was promoted by Duran Duran, who promised to donate their proceeds from the sale to charity. The song ultimately peaked at number 53 for the chart dated the week after the attack.
Eagles of Death Metal issued a statement about the attacks on November 18, thanking "the French police, the F.B.I., the U.S. and French State Departments, and especially all those at ground zero with us who helped each other as best they could during this unimaginable ordeal, proving once again that love overshadows evil ."
Yup, servants of the Devil, all right!
The band Eagles of Death Metal had just started playing their song “Kiss The Devil”
No, that wasn't the problem. God was upset about the song they had just finished: "Tickle Jesus on the Cross".
Strange that none of the band members were hurt.
I find it sickening that these horrible acts of violence are being instrumentalized by fat, dumass christians sitting around in their sealed-off little worlds of self-righteousness. Fuck them.
@ #1886153
He also missed these songs
"Running With The Devil" by Van Halen
"Devil's Child" by Judas Priest
"Devil's Dance" by Metallica
"Christmas With The Devil" by Spinal Tap (my favorite by far)
"Shout At The Devil" by Motley Crue
"Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin...which for some reason fundies think is satanic.
@ Thinking Allowed
"Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin...which for some reason fundies think is satanic.
Because if you play it backwards, it says "Shnip youp mnyip oooye gnop saaaton." A phrase which clearly shows their devotion to the Prince of Darkness (not Ozzy Osbourne).
Evil is not a game. Evil is not to be messed with. If you call up the devil, sometimes, he will come.
Then why the band is still alive?
The cover of Iron Maiden's album "The Number of the Beast", shows Satan being controlled by the band's mascot Eddie the 'Ead.
Your point? PROTIP: Iron Maiden's drummer Nicko McBrain is a Christian .
...at the other extreme: Stryper.
NEXT!
Suddenly, Brad Jones' takedown of ROCK: It's Your Decision comes to mind....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh3ZKESMivo DVD-R Hell . Dr. Insano from The Spoony Experiment makes a cameo.
So you're saying the gunmen were acting on god's orders? If so why did they take lives not at their show? Fuck your god. And what of other bands such as Behemoth, Belphegor, Marilyn Manson, Deicide who do same?
But the terrorists didn't shoot the band, Rod. Another example of God's lousy aim?
Besides, why would the devil encourage the killing of people at the concert if they're already on his side? Shouldn't he be out shooting people like you?
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