Brian Niemeier #fundie brianniemeier.com

Frequent readers of this blog are aware of what I call the Witch Test. For our purposes, a witch is a shill for the Death Cult who uses Christian teaching as a convenient stick to beat Christians. Half the time they claim to be Christian themselves.

The Witch Test calls the impostor’s bluff by challenging her to do what every Christian is commanded to do: publicly profess faith in Jesus Christ. Even though the Death Cultist could simply lie and make a false profession of faith, she somehow never does. This persistent phenomenon hints that the witch’s motives aren’t strictly human.

Again, no test subject has yet said, “Sure, I believe that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead. Now here’s why you’re a racist chud for not cheering black James Bond.”

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