Love stop saying love you in the name of love love is great but you gay people are abusing the love if love could speak it will tell u to stop using as an excuse for your unacceptable and against morality behavior. love is pure and you guys gays are not.
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STOP SAYING LOVE!
Attempt at translating into English:
"Love stop saying love you in the name of love love is great but you gay people are abusing the love if love could speak it will tell u to stop using as an excuse for your unacceptable and against morality behavior. love is pure and you guys gays are not."
"Love? Stop saying 'Love you' [and thereby degrading the word] 'love'! Love is great, but you gay people are abusing the [word] 'love'! If love could speak, it [would] tell you to stop using [it] as an excuse for your unacceptable and [immoral] behavior. Love is pure and, you guys, gays are not."
American English has been dead for years. It's become some freakish Frankenstein's Monster of slang, accents, and bastardization. It's decaying especially badly, now, hence why the punctuation, capitalization, and sometimes whole letters keep falling off.
"love is pure blah blah blah"
Tell that to the Xtian kids who get married just so they can have sexual freedom, or to the poor people in the 'pray the gay away' indoctrination camps. You people have a fucked-up idea of love, and there is no way you have any right to impose those ideas on others.
The words are English... The sense...I can't detect any.
There is, however, a general overtone of bigotry and homophobia. Standard way fundies act out the Christian Love they are supposed to wallow in.
Love/Hate - two sides of the fundy coin - never polar opposites for them.
That's not how logic works. Supposing that love is pure (not that I have any reason to believe such a thing, but for the sake of argument...) if homosexuals love, then homosexuals are pure (all things being otherwise equal).
Whiskey...Tango...Foxtrot?
If you're gonna live on this planet, at least learn to speak a language. ANY language.
*Winces* I think that gave me a mini aneurysm.
Please don't write anything again. Ever. You're giving the rest of us Americans - the ones who are not functionally illiterate - a bad name.
The ability to think makes diatribes better. Try it some time. That's all I'm saying.
I have to wonder what the inside of this person's head sounds like, to come up with something this convoluted. They can't actually speak/think that way, can they?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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