If you read the rules God gave to have a perfect society, they are phenomenal. [...] Whenever somebody commits the following crimes they are to be executed, publicly. And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone [...] There is just the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you, or harmed you, or raped you, or stole from you, or something. I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction, that relief of taking vengeance. I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is.
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This isn't real is it?
Someone had to have hacked his site right?
Wait, no, it's Kent Hovind.
If you read the rules God gave to have a perfect society, they are phenomenal.
Like stoning disobedient children.
[...] Whenever somebody commits the following crimes they are to be executed, publicly.
Yep, public executions sure make a society great, just look at Saudi Arabia, oh wait.
[...]
I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction, that relief of taking vengeance.
Yeah, we really need to kill people... If what you say is so, then why is murder a crime?
I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is.
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
"And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone"
That line had me just about ready to call Poe (I mean, seriously, "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" is like, the most famous of Jesus' lines), but then I saw who said it.
"I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction, that relief of taking vengeance. I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is."
The valley in my backyard is shaped perfectly to fit the puddles that fall into it!!
There is just the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you, or harmed you, or raped you, or stole from you, or something.
Kind of like...oh let's say...tax evasion?
Whenever somebody commits the following crimes they are to be executed, publicly.
1. Exodus 20:13
"You shall not murder."
2. Luke 6:37
"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.
And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone
John 8:7 ..."If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."
"There isjust the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you ... (misc. crap) .... I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction."
Wow. I just got this appalling mental image of Kent Hovind with a tiny boner, standing in his front yard with a big bag of rocks, hurling one at every passer-by (as probably guilty of something) while ecstatically jerking off and shouting, "Jesus! Jesus! Ohhh, yessss Jeeezus!"
But that occurs to me all the time anyway.
You only get to stone someone if he rapes a betrothed virgin. If she isn't betrothed, you just have to pay her father 50 shekels of silver and marry her. Now gathering sticks on the Sabbath, disobeying your parents or lying to your husband-to-be about your virginity - that you get stoned for.
I thought Jesus preached forgiveness, turning the other cheek and only being able to stone someone if you yourself are entirely without sin?
We must have read different bibles.
There is just the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you, or harmed you, or raped you, or stole from you, or something.
If you are a married woman and were raped in a city you won´t get a chance to throw stones at your rapist and kill him. Instead other people would get the chance to throw stones at yourself and your rapist and kill you both.
If you are a women and aren´t engaged and are raped you won´t get a chance to throw stones at your rapist, but instead will have to marry him (and from then on have to obey him for the rest of your life as you are his property)
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind ~ Ghandi
But what the hell did a little heathen like him know. He didn't even eat beef.
Edit:
@ tmr ~
Obviously you're not reading the Authorized 1611 KJV with the secret decoder ring.
God's phenomenal rules for society are about vengeance.
Humanity's are based on justice.
You know, if I were a Paladin, I'd be worshiping Man in the scenario.
And that´s why Jesus rebuked that, forgot that part, dear?. I wonder, why don´t they convert to Judaism, if they disregard so much the New one?
"And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone"
"He who is without sin cast the fist stone", bitch.
So I guess Jesus was joking when he said all that stuff about Forgiveness, Unconditional Love, "turn the other cheek", Golden Rule Stuff.
I beginning to believe that Jesus has no business being in the Bible...ChristoGnosticism seem more plausible each day....
Yup, evil revenge = Christ.
Thanks for finally admitting it, fucker.
"Doctor" Hovind?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor of Bullshit, perhaps.
Confused?
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