Our primary mission, here at merlin.org, is to promote psychic freedom for the common man:
Psychic freedom from the tyranny of computers and their digital menace.
Psychic freedom from the insane mind-control machinations of the CIA.
Psychic freedom from the crushing brutalities of our physical existence.
It is our opinion that all men should be free to exercise their psychic faculties however they see fit. To this end, we are helping to coordinate the psychic revolution that will sweep this planet and revolutionize the way that we live.
There are three ways by which we can achieve our goal:

Action - act now and destroy all machines.
Inaction - refuse to obey the commands of your CIA masters.
Reaction - vote no when they say yes; do when they say don't!
Through project A.I.R. we can free ourselves from the psychic dictatorship that keeps the common man down, transcend our physical bonds and harvest the psychic freedom that is our genetic birthright.
Do you want to:

Know who your wife is really thinking about?
Know whether your daughter really spent the night with her girlfriend?
Influence the course of world history?
You could! All men are born with quiescent psychic abilities that give them the ability to read others' minds, to see distant places and even to influence the mental processes of others, through implantation of visual and auditory artifacts and even direct manipulation of conscious thought.
The only barriers between you and your latent psychic abilities are artificial!

A microwave damping field saturates the planet from space, crushing your psychic acuity.
Computers blur your psychic vision with an electron haze of digital noise.
The Internet dulls your psychic sense by immersing you in physical freedom.
If you don't use your psychic abilities they will degenerate! If you use the Web to visit remote places, use e-mail to converse at great distances and surround yourself in the trappings of a physical existence, then your psychic self will shrivel and die!
Revolt!

Be strong and live psychically!
Don't trust your physical senses!
Don't use your physical conveniences!
By relying on your psychic self you will grow in psychic stature so that when the psychic revolution comes, you will not be crushed along with the weak physical peons.
Is it any wonder that the words psychic and physic are so similar? Like black and white, they are the equal and opposite twins. For so long now, the physical has dominated this planet, but not for much longer! As the psychic tide mounts we will defeat the horde and assume our rightful position of mastery!

If you are interested in the truth, we have compiled a brief history of the psychic struggle, uncluttered by the ingenuity and foghorning of the C.I.A. and their masters and minions. Be warned, however, that if you discover the truth behid the veiled lies, then you will almost certainly incur the wrath of our enemies. Live in fear. And to those who doubt the veracity of our mission - those who live in servius C.I.A. - we have but one thing to say.