sassypriest69 #moonbat thecatbureau.tumblr.com

(In response to a picture of a cheese pizza a guy gave to a girl with “Will you be my girlfriend or is this too cheesy?” written on the inside of the lid)

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.

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