I always heard about the THEORY of evolution and I always believed that theory is not proof. Trying to prove that Man evolved from monkeys because there may be some similarities, is like trying to prove that humming birds evolved from helicopters because they both fly.
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You're right, the theory is not proof. The skeletons, transitional fossils, genes, population genetics etc. are the proof.
Your analogy fails big time.
"Some" similarities?
Only "some"?
Moron.
1: The Theory of Evolution does not say humans come from monkeys. You silly fundies say that.
2: Birds have DNA, helicopters do not.
FAIL!
Neil Butcher says it best in the comments on that article-
"The media wrongly describes this as a debate between creationism and evolutionary theory. In fact, the debate is between creationism and the whole of science as we know it. If the universe is less than 10,000 years old, then: all of geology and biology are wrong; the speed of light has been wrongly calculated, so Einsteinian physics is wrong; the distance and speed of other galaxies has been wrongly calculated, meaning that all of astronomy and therefore Newtonian physics are also wrong. For informed people to challenge accepted scientific orthodoxy on the basis of proper evidence is always healthy, but to debunk the whole of science on the back of a story passed down by some Iron Age goat-herders is just self-delusion."
Theory is the scientific word for "proven", stupid.
Man didn't evolve from monkeys, we evolved from earlier great apes. We share a common ancestor with monkeys.
Didn't the inventors use knowledge about the flying method of bumble bees (or some other flying animal) when they invented helicopters? So, it's the other way around; helicopters "evolved" from bumble bees (or whichever animal it was).
“I always heard about the THEORY of evolution and I always believed that theory is not proof”
Right, right. Jump out the window, it’s only a THEORY of gravity.
"Trying to prove that Man evolved from monkeys because there may be some similarities,”
‘Some’ is a really poor word choice, here.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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