Thr0wawayAcct997 #crackpot

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[Submitter’s note: I’m really not sure wtf this is]

I have a crush on Barron Trump. The second he turns of adult age, I'm asking DJT for his blessing on ringing Barron's finger AND his glorious derriere. Will this make Putin happy because a.) liberals will approve the progress of the GOP's stance on anti-christian ideologies or b.) America will be brought to its knees in the complexities of manifesting the Orange bandwagon in the midst of Christian anti-manhole agenda? I don't know, and I don't really care. Do you?

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I dunno if it's really pedo. He's wsiting for the kid to come of age. For a pedo, that'd be too old, loss interest. Seems mored like he has a crudh on the idea of fucking someone to fuck with Trump, and hopefully the Trumpettes. But THEY won't blink unless Barron accepts and Donald gives his blessing.

Well, OP IS waiting until he’s of adult age. Better than you can say for the likes of Savile and others like the incels.

Considering how hilariously tall Barron is already, I just see a normal size guy and a 7 and a half foot tall 18 year old blond dude standing in a Church and Trump dressing himself up as the cleric. “Do you and my dear son take yourselves, bigly, as man and wifeman? Do you swear to cherish each other or have it all be very SAD?”

America will be brought to its knees in the complexities of manifesting the Orange bandwagon in the midst of Christian anti-manhole agenda

in the midst of Christian anti-manhole agenda

Christian anti-manhole agenda

…WHAT?

>Thr0wawayAcct997

...and considering this quote, it's not difficult to see why you use that as a username, OP.

Because it wouldn't surprise me if your previous 'throwaway' accounts - 996 of them - were used up because you were b& for less than this... BS.

@Lizard People Operative:

Basically its saying the Christians have an anti-anal sex / anti-gay sex agenda. Which uhhh, they…do, but the messenger of this statement is…questionable.

I think this is a troll describing some stupid “master plan.”

step 1. Propose marriage with Barron Trump (that is, Donald Trump’s son).

step 2. Buttfuck with him.

step 3. The Left will hate me because they hate the Trump clan.

step 4. The Right will hate me because they hate buttsex.

step 5. The Left and The Right hating the same person causes the American political system to implode from paradox.

Never mind that lots of bipartisan positions exist, both around common sense (nobody wants nuclear war) and around cases where they agree for different reasons (nobody wants to impose economic sanctions on Mexico, but their reasons for this opinion differ).

I don’t know what this is either, other than completely false or insane.

This is absolutely just a troll. The entire account’s gimmick is to make gross comments. They all read like copypasta. Observe. You might want some brain bleach on hand though. https://old.reddit.com/user/Thr0wawayAcct997

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