[Submitter’s note: I’m really not sure wtf this is]
I have a crush on Barron Trump. The second he turns of adult age, I'm asking DJT for his blessing on ringing Barron's finger AND his glorious derriere. Will this make Putin happy because a.) liberals will approve the progress of the GOP's stance on anti-christian ideologies or b.) America will be brought to its knees in the complexities of manifesting the Orange bandwagon in the midst of Christian anti-manhole agenda? I don't know, and I don't really care. Do you?