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eileenhat #fundie worthychristianforums.com

There is only one dinosaur. The bible calls it 'the dragon', ie. the form God sent satan into. We call it a T-Rex.

All other dinosaurs are per invention by freemasons. Go ahead, look it up. There is not a single bone from a dinosaur anywhere. Just plaster casts in every museum.

No joke.

They fake a globe earth. Do you think it was much harder to fake anything else. People believe whatever they are told on the news or read in books written all by them. Hence we live during the time of a 'strong delusion'.

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worthy #fundie worthychristianforums.com

Giants skeletons have been found in Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois, Ohio, Kentucky and New York.

The Smithsonian admitted to destroying them in the 1900's. A US Supreme Court ruling forced the Smithsonian institution to release classified papers dating from the early 1900’s thay proved the organization was involved in a major historical cover up of evidence showing giants human remains in the tens of thousands had been uncovered all across America and were ordered to be destroyed by high level administrators to protect the mainstream chronology of human evolution at the time.

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Kan #fundie worthychristianforums.com

It's interesting that since about the 1860's when evolution began a new fashionable science, if it can be called that, the rate of discovery about the true nature of matter declined sharply, and since about that time, nothing major has been discovered, and we are still playing with the technology founded in electromagnetism. The world has been hybridizing those ideas established long ago.

If the modern atheist mind is so clever, how come the originality and speed of major scientific discoveries have come to a standstill?

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Ezra #fundie worthychristianforums.com

Even Charles Darwin admitted that it was ludicrous to apply evolution to the way that the human eye has been formed and operates. Yet he persisted in his foolishness.

I asked an evolutionist once if anyone had ever discovered a gorilla who could communicate fluently in English (even on a basic level). That would clearly establish evolution. The question was deftly avoided with some technical mumbo-jumbo.

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shiloh357 #fundie worthychristianforums.com

The problem is with liberals and progressives (which is what animates the US government right now) is their overall ignorance with regard to the true nature of Islam. They mistakenly view Islam as being no different fundamentally with Christianity, Buddhism, Judaism, etc. They ignore the history of Islam which has always been about dominating other nations and establishing Sharia law worldwide the goal is to make the world "Islam." The very word "Islam" means, "submission."

The Muslim definition of peace is when the world finally submits to Islam and Sharia law. Islam is not some benign religion where people do nothing but pray and read the Koran. ISIS is the true face of Islam. Al Qaeda is the true face of Islam. Islamic terrorists are the true face of Islam. They are following the footsteps of their leader, Mohammed who was a pedophile, a murderer and a psychopath. If Mohammed were alive today, he would look like the guys in ISIS. He would promote beheadings.

Beheadings are nothing new. That went on in Mohammeds day. If Mohammed were alive today, he would be a terrorist. The notion that the terrorists hi-jacked Islam is a naive, western, liberal fairtytale. The true Muslims are showing the historical face of Islam. And the true Muslims are the terrorists.

Therefore, Islam doesn't deserve equal protection under the law. Islam should be banned from American soil because it is a foreign government entity. The courts are wrong and they need to change their view of Islam and disctoninue viewing it as a religion.

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starinhand #fundie worthychristianforums.com

I'm pretty sure if you read all of this you'll probably just think I'm crazy. I live in Brampton Ontario and I'm 100% sure there is demonology and witchcraft running rampant in my town and I've been struck by it. I wont explain the giant details of the story but I know one ex friend of mine by the name of Paul (*Mod Edit) and one by the name of Ryan (*Mod Edit) are involved in witchcraft or demonology. One has shown me magic and has repeated word for word what I was thinking. One night I was out at this little lake side area when walking shadows began ot appear around me... all wearing these black hoods, I could communicate with them in my mind. At one point I lied back on a rock and looked up at the stars and I noticed they all would disapear except one then that one star would begin to move thats when I got a bit freaked and closed my eyes... at that point I felt like a knife or dagger went into my neck when I opened my eyes I heard the voice of my once friend Paul (*Mod Edit) say "Damn I nearly got him" thats when I went home.