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If cucks didn't assume we were average looking despite everything we say, they wouldn't have a leg to stand on

We have guys who are below 5'4, guys with cartoonish frog eyes, guys who've been balding since they were teenagers, even guys with crippling life threatening disabilities. Being well below average is the norm here, and I can say that in full confidence because we're more than vocal enough about our subpar looks and even share pictures. It's reasonable to take any claim to ugliness at face value since men by and large overrate their looks, not underrate.

So why blindly assume we're all average looking despite our every insistence that we're not? Wouldn't Occam's Razor behoove them to take our word at face value since ugliness is both the simplest and, according to numerous peer reviewed professional studies, the most likely cause of inceldom in most men?

Why would it? Then they'd be shitting on innocent victims of circumstance. That would make them bullies. Can't have that, can we? No, we need to be frothing-at-the-mouth narcissistic basement-dwelling morbidly obese pedophile sadists who are racist, sexist, transphobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, and every kind of -ist and -phobic imaginable with dispositions like a Tasmanian devil and hygiene worse than maggots, since they know deep down that an average looking guy has to be a complete caricature of a human being to be truly incel due to how little personality actually matters in the SMP. They can't punch down without needing some prissy moral justification for it. They're too weak.

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