JeffGoldblumInTheFly #sexist #psycho

JeffGoldblumInTheFly #sexist #psycho incels.is

[Serious] If I turned into a 10/10 giga chad and a 5/10 foid wanted to fuck me, I would say for her to give bj to 5 incels first

If she says no I would say to her, "Well is your choice, I have many more to fuck".

If she agree and do it, I would ask the incels if she really did gave them the blowjobs, and then after confirming it I would say:

"You're such a dumb bitch, do you really think I'll fuck a hole like you? You don't even deserve my respect, least of all my thick cock, you're a promiscuous bitch who unfortunately won't go through other times like this in your life, I hope they all have herpes on their dicks and that your mouth swells up with grotesque sores to show how much of a whore you are. Die degenerate bitch."

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If I turned into a 10/10 giga chad
[Serious]

...and as the Spartans would say in their Laconically Witty way:

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So even in your own fantasies where you live in a parallel world where looks are all that matter and you’ve spontaneously become what you think is the physical ideal for a man you would be as repellent to women and self-sabotaging to your own sex life as you are currently. Your immediate fantasy isn’t that you’re going to have sex with supermodels and experience what you think will be happiness but to imagine that a woman you consider ugly and beneath you will instead be the only one to hit on you and you’ll have the opportunity to be cruel to her saying you’ve got your pick of beautiful women but even in your fantasy they are conspicuously absent and you send her off to fuck other men. To uh… cuckold you, basically. And then after sending her off to do what every incel insists women should be doing and what every man should be making women do call her a whore for doing it. Or alternatively a whore for not doing it.

Even in your fantasies you can’t be happy, just a spiteful prick who fucks himself over and somehow declares everyone else the bad guy making no effort to hide that you’re going to hate them regardless of what they do or don’t do and just want other people to be miserable. Which is more important than you being happy.

She’d probably say “As if!”, and leave you for a nicer guy.

That’s extortion, blackmail. And, apparently also fraud, as you didn’t intend to honor your part of the agreement.

The one deserving no respect is you, nitwit.

YOU FORCED HER TO BE PROMISCUOUS, YOU DUMB FUCK!!!

You’re the whore here, dumbass! You wanted her to pay for sex with you, which makes her the john, and you the whore.

"If I turned into a 10/10 giga chad and a 5/10 foid wanted to fuck me, I would say for her to give bj to 5 incels first"

But isn't part of the very definition of a Chad tge selfish approach to sex eith women and the hatred of incels?
So if you weee, in fact, A CHAD, you would do what you think Chads already do.

Also, you would not trust incels to tell you the truth about thrir blowjobs....

How dare you besmirch the name of the fun-loving awesomeness that is Jeff Goldblum!

And Fly-Goldblum loved his girlfriend!

I hope Fly-Blum barfs all over you and eats you up!

May Jeff Goldblum & Benicio del Toro dress as a pair of Space-Liberaces then imprison you in their outer-space-specimen collection for eternity!

Also; Passerby wins the Internet, again!

Self loathing misery addicts; the whole lot of these dateless losers. They even force themselves to be miserable in their “fantasies”. What a pathetic bunch of little boys.

@ Spuki- I love the visual of “Space Liberaces”. I’m now seeing Liberace wearing his normal flashy getup with an old school space helmet covered in rhinestones, & a space suit with a piano & candelabra pattern. He has half a dozen giant rings over his gloves. Scott Thorsen is there to polish his helmet.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

JeffGoldblumInTheFly #sexist #psycho incels.is

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