Letter to the Germans.

I’m afraid to say it, but I’m getting tired of the vast bulk of stupidity within the European religious community coming almost entirely from Germanic/Nordic pagans. What is wrong with your souls? Why do so many of you indulge in such stupid and incoherent conceptions of the gods? So many of you say, “the gods are not perfect, the gods are not all good, the gods are limited, the gods are not omnipotent nor omniscient nor omnipresent, the gods commit vice, the gods are driven by wants, the gods are not immortal, the gods can die, the gods can break law, the gods can be punished.” And worse, when your offensive impiety is corrected, and you are shown by reason of the soul the gods are immortal and do not die, the gods are free of evil temptations, the gods are all-good and perfect, you spout in response, “You are wrong, your ideas are Abrahamic, they come from Christianity. Our gods are not perfect, they are limited.”

Is it not clear that in your soul is a residue wickedness which keeps you impious? You have yet to even know the gods, in spite of your professing to know them, because you relate to them as one might relate to men and think little better of them when naming in them limitation, vice, and even death. It is simply profoundly childish to speak so poorly and so negatively towards Europe’s most excellent and gifted philosophers and theologians when you most certainly have not even the faintest idea of what they say and mean, the gift of divine reason having been clearly robbed from you by your soul’s stupidity, and when the foundation upon which you stand is kept together by little more than masking tape and glue.

Perhaps it is not all Germanic pagans, I would dearly hope it’s not, but, by Jove, it is an overwhelming number of them that hold to stupidity over superiority. You are slandering the gods with your impious lies and dishonouring their truth, and you are spitting upon the divine Europeans who came to us to grant their rare knowledge for the sake of your sentiments. I’ve resisted saying this for a long time, but the dumb have continued to reign.