Are you a homosexual or gay male who feel you are a female with a male's body? Or are you a homosexual or gay female who feel you are a male with a female's body? Its time you are told the truth about what is happening to you.
The terribly abnormal feelings you have are indisputable indicators that you are morally sick and totally depraved. But please note carefully the following fact: The feelings, thoughts, imaginations and indecent desires you have that are opposite to your physical gender and proper role may also indicate that you are possessed by one or more demons. Think about it: Why are you physically a male who feel you are really a female? Or why are you physically a female but feel you are a male? What would make you feel you are the opposite to your physical gender when you do not willfully or intentionally make yourself feel that way? It is because another being inhabits your body. At some point in the past, one or more demons entered into you and began to inhabit your physical self. As a result, you can clearly see your true physical gender, but the demon(s) are preventing your true self from manifesting itself and are making you feel, speak, have desires and act in ways opposite to your true gender.
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If demons are always leading people astray, causing people to spend eternity in hell, why doesn't the omnipotent, good and loving "God" snuff the demons?
@David D. G.
Didn't there used to be a similar sinister argument against being left-handed
Tee-hee.
I think we need a "Hall of Fame" page for FSTDT, where the most consistently quoted people are named, with their 10 best examples of idiocy. Further quotes from them aren't permitted on the monthly pages, because let's face it- everything these nutcases say is worthy of this site (Robert Lee, Brother Randy, dad, JohnR7, etc.)
homosexual or gay
Isn't that like saying: water, "wet or not dry"?
And damn those demons for making peoiple act in ways that God sends those people to hell for (According to fundies, I don't remember that being in the bible). Another warped view of justice right here.
"Are you a homosexual or gay male who feel you are a female with a male's body? Or are you a homosexual or gay female who feel you are a male with a female's body? Its time you are told the truth about what is happening to you.
The terribly abnormal feelings you have are indisputable indicators that you are morally sick and totally depraved. Thanks! That fixes everything!
I think we need a "Hall of Fame" page for FSTDT, where the most consistently quoted people are named, with their 10 best examples of idiocy. Further quotes from them aren't permitted on the monthly pages, because let's face it- everything these nutcases say is worthy of this site (Robert Lee, Brother Randy, dad, JohnR7, etc.)
I do think we should have a hall of fame for those extra-special posters (perhaps with their all time "best" quotes), but that we should still continue to post any new "gems" they come up with. Because I don't want to follow, say, JohnR7's online activities closely. I just want to boggle at the most remarkable of the many mind-blowing things he comes up with. :D
What makes someone gay is another being inhabiting their body? Yeah, sometimes.
"At some point in the past one or more demons entered into you..."
That's derogatory, couldn't you just say 'boyfriend' or 'significant other'?
To mkb,
That's really interesting. I have a younger cousin who is also a male to female transgendered lesbian. Maybe someday science will get a better handle on human sexuality and figure out what makes us tick.
Personally, I like the attitude of one of my favourite SF authors. He figures the natural state of humans is bisexuality.
Count me in as another transgendered lesbian.
Bobby, what is abnormal is this body I wound up in. Those who fail to understand and persist in oppressing us (like you, for instance) are the ones who are "morally sick and totally depraved." No imaginary "demons" are making me feel this way.
I just like how no matter what the issue is, it's STILL - not your fault. =D Crazy. I'm utterly guilt free! Every good thing I do was an act of charity from god, and every bad thing due to demons! woo!
And the funny thing is, if they entered his body and so on, why didn't they get out in a second, just to rest?, or why didn't they give him a great show, to say "hey, here I am"?
If he's sick and morally depraved, he can't be possesed by a demon, at the same time. There is something called free will, which is incompatible with such a theory.
Please sit on a corkscrew. Thank you.
...Asshat.
Also, please to be explaining how, if transgender people are actually "gay", my FtM partner and I are a couple. She's female to male, I'm straight male. =D Work that one out.
Are you a homosexual or gay male who feel you are a female with a male's body?
No, I'm a male in a male's body. And I like to fuck other males. Any other witty questions?
So much fail...
1st: gay OR homosexual? Cool, didnt even know the difference.
2nd: That explanation is OLD, like over 2000 years old.
3rd: WHY would DEMONS, satans direct helpers, bother to make you feel like the opposite gender/ be attracted to your own? Why not just make you blow up, build up a group of terrorist, spout satanic speeches etc?
Care to explain?
AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS ANYWAY, IDIOT? Or is it just that you are one yourself and are afraid to admit it because mommy and daddy told you it was bad being gay?
Oh, and why are homosexuals always be /"sexually depraved/"? I know many who have LESS sex than most heterosexuals, and are much more controlled in their behaviour around others e.g. when drunk.
I'm straight myself so I can't say for sure, but I think most homosexuals AND gays feel perfectly at home in their male or female body. They just want to have a similar body next to them in bed. What's so terrible or abnormal, sick or depraved about that? Is it really that important to you, what kind of body other people want to share their bed with?
Get a life of your own, stupid!
I understand that this is not worthy of me, but please, bear with it, fellow FSTDT commenters. I just have to say it.
Motherfucker. You motherfucking spawn of a time-traveling recursive motherfucker. Don't you dare, don't you fucking thrice-over-God's-gonads dare to tell these people who the righteous fuck they are! Take your fucking demons and stuff them up your diseased urethras! These people aren't yours!
Sorry for this. I just...cracked.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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