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UFO WITCH VRIL SOCIETY
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The notorious Vril Gesellschaft of Nazi UFO lore was said to have been formed by a coven of female psychic mediums, who were basically Witches, led by the Nordic Marilyn Munroe look alike trance medium called Maria Orsitsch, also known as Maria Orsic, from Zagreb.
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Maria and her coven of Vril Witches are depicted as catwalk models in their badly photo-shopped photographs alongside their flying disk, which were supposedly taken just prior to WWII.
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Going by the Vril myth of an engineered viral meme, the Vril Witches are called Vrilerinnen.
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Some of the written descriptions of the Vrilerinnen describe them sporting overly long trailing ponytails of a rather modern hairstyle, looking like Hippies, rather than having the usual Louise Brooks bob-style of the era, who probably carried around futuristic fruit flavoured condoms in their snake skin handbags.
Although, not all of the Vrilerinnen had such a hairstyle going by their photoshopped photos.
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Their distinctive hairstyle is said to have acted as psychic antennas, which enabled them to receive channelled communications from Aryan aliens living on a planet orbiting Alpha Cen Tauri, in the Aldebaran system.
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Allegedly, these eugenic aliens had visited Earth long ago, who settled in Abraham’s Sumeria.
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These entities divulged the working schematics of a flying disk to Maria and her coven of writhing Witches via orgasmic channelling. In general, the Vril coven then set about seducing the all male dominated Thule society of Viennese bull dog industrialists with their orgasmic pole-dance séances.
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They put on quite a Necronomicon show; whereupon the seduced industrialists couldn’t help themselves, who became leashed to the pert Austrian behinds of the Vril kittens to build their channelled flying disk.
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The Vrilerinnen later escaped the advancement of the allied forces; more so to escape the Operation Paperclip American’s and the revengeful Soviet’s in their Vril propulsion flying disk, which ripped open a vaginal rift of a tosion field, black sun wormhole, to thence Stargate journey to Aldebaran.
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If that isn’t strange enough, some very serious new-Age researchers have claimed that the word Vril is formed from a supposedly ancient word “Vri-Il” (‘like god’) out of Abraham’s Sumeria.

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