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And lo, in 1973 the practitioners of Moloch worship, through power seized through the United States Supreme Court, enacted a law that enabled the establishment of murderous dens of Moloch worship throughout the land. In Biblical times, these were referred to as High Places. And President Richard Nixon did nothing to stop the slaughter of the innocent to a bloodthirsty demonic horde. And so, he left office in disgrace for his failure to uphold the sacred trust he was given.

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