There is no such things as a 'species' of human. There is only ONE form of human being, that was CREATED BY GOD, IN THE IMAGINE OF GOD.
Apes are NOT human beings, and human beings are NOT apes, no matter what the scientific establishment may say.
They weren't around to observe creation, ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE.
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They weren't around to observe creation, ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE.
Neither were you, sweetheart.
<i>They weren't around to observe creation, ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE.</i>
ergo "Dr" Ellison should really get his money back from whoever gave him his "doctorate."
BTW, love this site.
my god, after studying the scientific method last yr, the last sentence has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever read.
Theories ARE science, sweetheart.
Since your version of "creation" is a bronze age myth formulated by goat fuckers, no one "observed" it.
There is no such things as a 'species' of human. There is only ONE form of human being,
That's... that's the human species.
Humans are a species called "homo sapiens", some of us however do not do a very good job of living up to that name, you are one of them.
You weren't around to witness the beginning of the universe and life either, therefore your "theories" are not science either.
"They weren't around to observe creation, ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE."
This is exactly why they get it so WRONG!
In a sense, he's right. Human isn't just a species, but a family, so anything of the genus Homo would be human. Of course, H. sapiens sapiens is the only remaining Homo left. I gotta ask DrGarvanEllison, how do you like being a Homo ?
All apes are not human beings, but all human beings are apes.
Heck, Moondog beat me to it.
"There is no such things as a 'species' of human. Apes are NOT human beings, and human beings are NOT apes. [Fundies] weren't around to observe creation [and have no better evidence], ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE."
There was a lot more truth in this quote than I initially suspected.
How can you be a doctor and misspell image ?
Edit : Forgot the question mark, but really, it was rhetorical.
News flash: no one, other than rabid Fundies and ignoramuses, have said Apes are humans, or that humans are apes. Humans and apes have a common ancestor.
Humans are a species, whether you like it or not.
They weren't around to observe creation, ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE.
The Allied forces weren't around to observe the operation of the Nazi death camps, and yet they were able to draw accurate conclusions from the evidence presented to them.
Forensic medical examiners are rarely present to observe a murder taking place. Despite that, they are able to determine the time, place, and cause of death.
"There is no such things as a 'species' of human"
False, there used to be many species of humans. Humanity evolved through many different species, the latest and only one today being Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
"Apes are NOT human beings, and human beings are NOT apes, no matter what the scientific establishment may say."
Way to go, above and beyond. How the hell are you supposed to convince someone of something that they have a personal agenda against?
"They weren't around to observe creation, ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE."
Observe creation? The creation of what? I thought this fundie was against evolution.
http://garvanellison.blogspot.com/
This is only the beginning, he’s a flat earther too. He even links to the Flat Earth Society’s “5 Proofs for a Flat Earth” as an informative link. I think that that says plenty about his ability to tell fact from fiction.
Apes are NOT human beings, and human beings are NOT apes, no matter what the scientific establishment may say.
they say many things, but not that. at some point they might say, "DrGarvanEllison is a moronic cunt," and they would be right.
There is only ONE form of human being, that was CREATED BY GOD, IN THE IMAGINE OF GOD
Subconscious realisation that we Atheists are right much, Garv...?!
Because unlike we human beings, that's what your 'God' is: Imaginary .
“There is no such things as a 'species' of human.”
“There is only ONE form of human being, that was CREATED BY GOD, IN THE IMAGINE OF GOD.”
“Apes are NOT human beings, and human beings are NOT apes, no matter what the scientific establishment may say.”
“They weren't around to observe creation, ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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