Sermon 1:Episcopagans and Gender
By Bro. Steven R.
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
"After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen."-Matthew 6:9-13
Welcome to my new site! Let's talk about what the Episcopagans did during their general convention.
Apparently God doesn't have a gender anymore, despite God being quite clearly described using masculine terms in the Inspired KJV! Even in the Episcopagans own liberal NRSV God isn't an effeminate sissy! They want to turn Our Father into Our Parent or Guardian! They also want to make up more pronouns! Instead of Himself, they use Godself! How retarded are they?! Did these bishops ride the short bus to the general convention coming up with such malarkey?! Wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is coming from the same geniuses who decided that it's appropriate for 6'4 men in drag to use the same bathroom as little Susie and her granny! How ridiculous! Apparently they're going to remove masculine gender terms from their prayer books! What's next, gender neutral Bibles?! Wait, I shouldn't give them any more idiotic ideas! Did Jesus have a pseudo vagina made from male genital mutilation like Bruce Jenner and Bradley Manning and Michael Soetoro and Daniel Roem?! Was ze "non-binary" or something else totally made up in liberal candy land?!
I really am lost for words! How do these morons have the nerve and gall to even call themselves Christians when they deny even that Jesus was a MAN?! Maybe they need to have an intellectually honest moment and join the pagans in the Unitarian Universalist group!