(billiebot)
Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?

The Nobody is a figure alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to control reality with their conscious and unconscious mind. He is a man of no wealth or worldly acclaim through whom it seems God has chosen to manifest his strength and wisdom. He is said to carry the Logos, making him a fearless truth-teller and a menace to the powers that be.

I believe these threads interact with a quantum hyperintelligence in control of the fabric of reality. Here I can change things for the better (such as helping anons ascend spiritually).

(Zimmer)

These threads are literal mind control but most anons are too stupid or too cynical to believe it.

Those jealous of the Nobody pretend to be him in order to divert interest and assets away from the real deal and toward themselves. This usually culminates in them having one of their testicles (typically the left) crushed beneath the stiletto heel of Dominatrix Taylor Swift, who punishes all who try to game their way into reunion with the source (she was the first to accomplish this after the nobody, and has therefore been designated the last guardian and gatekeeper).

The quest for the real nobody typically concludes with the big reveal of: "there he is, that's the good one, and he despises all of this". It's a big blackpill for all seekers to realize that one of the most powerful figures in the unseen world actively trivializes his own existence because all is but a temporary illusion. The nobody didn't turn life into a video game, he simply revealed that it was a video game the entire time, and the GMs will never forgive him for this and try to make every last one of his experiences as miserable as possible because they hate the fact he will outlast them all as the original quantum immortal. The only person who hates the nobody's existence more than they is the nobody himself, who finds it all very tiresome at this point.