Eugen J. Winkler, based on Jakob Lorber #ufo #crackpot #racist

(Translated from the original German by submitter.)

The inhabitants of the planet Mars
Some science fiction author once invented te term of the “little greeen men” , who supposedly live on Mars! But that name is not all that far from the truth, as in reality, they do indeed wear a green cloak for clothing. Their skin colour however is light brown,. They are, with an average body site of ca. one metre, the second-smallest human beings within our solar system.
The planet Mars is the materially poorest and most desolate within our solar system. The human beings on MARS are, from a material point of view, of unsightly and less beautiful form, are small and a bit fat, and are lacking in anything else attractive in their extreior. Their colour is lightbrouw, but sometimes going into the rather dark - Their physiognomy has similarities with our Greenlanders, some lapplanders and eskimos. - Their clothing consists only of a form of apron, which is tied around the neck and cover from there the entire body to the knees with several folds. It has the same form for both men and women. For the two hands, there are simply two openings left on both sides, so that people can extend their hands through these to perform some kind of work; when they have no work, however, then they withdraw their, after all not too gracefully-looking arms back under the cloak.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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