How many times have you taken a photo of a group of people and the eyes glow bright red on some but not on all. That glow they call "red eye", well I can tell you that they are the reflection of demons.
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So cameras with red-eye reduction casts demons out?
Huh, wadda ya know, and here I thought that Sony was evil.
You'd get along fabulously with Calvin's dad. Lamps work because of magic, the sun is the size of a coin and sets in Flagstaff, Arizona, and wind is caused by trees sneezing. Of course, the joke there was that he clearly knew the real answers, but chose not to divulge them. You're, well, kind of crazy.
As a blue-eyed albino I think you should learn a bit more about biology and physics. Myself and my brothers have always had bright red eyes in photos. Two of my brothers are married to brunettes - our eyes especially stand out amongst them and their normally-pigmented family.
Besides, any photographer worth his salt knows to prefer either natural lighting or to bounce the flash off the ceiling or a reflector. It gives nicer lighting and totally avoids red eyes.
Oddly enough, I have been sitting here for the last hour going through digital pictures from the last two years and damned if almost every single person doesn't have red eye, including my very Christian in-laws. So, sir, to you I say, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
So apparently people with blue eyes are more often infected with demons... well, maybe that's why Hitler favoured them.
For the record, my eyes are as blue as they come, and i am not in possession of a demon. Although, i AM gay, so hey, who knows... rofl
"I can tell you that they are the reflection of demons."
You can tell us that, but you'd be vastly wrong.
Also, Google Image Search has failed me. I cannot find a picture of Dubya with red-eye. That would make his head explode, wouldn't it?
If by 'demons', you mean the camera's flash.
Notice how the red-eye only occurs when the flash is used, how it depends on the angle and is not consistent, and how it is trivial to reduce.
Cameras 'eh? Those modern technologies. So hard to comprehend. If I flash light into my cats eyes, they turn yellow, and become almost fluorescent, I guess it possesed to. It eats for two, that is for certain. But then again, so do I, and my eyes always turns out red on pictures. Maybe you are onto something here.... Or maybe not
Doesn't worry me. I have the power.
Red-eye demons, in the name of Photoshop, I cast thee out!
And yet many image manipulation programs can eliminate that so-called 'Red-Eye'. Does this mean that Photoshop et al can be use for exorcism? Well, it's gonna make the jobs of certain Catholic priests a lot easier! All it'll take is a digital camera, a laptop with said software installed... CLICK, and the demon is gone!
"How many times have you taken a photo of a group of people and the eyes glow bright red on some but not on all. That glow they call "red eye", well I can tell you that they are the reflection of demons."
...what a maroon!
I, an atheist, have "red eye" in a picture in maybe one of twenty photos; but my cousins, devout Christians, get it in about ten of twenty.
This proves it -- atheists are the sane ones!
"They come out of your arse." - Darwin
Actually, in the case of religious morons like the one we are currently commenting on, demons come out of their mouths when the begin to spout religious BS
You think the red-eye-effect is bad? Wait till you start to discover orbs on your photographs!
(Seriously, I know someone who believes in this...)
Oh, and stop to use flash light to take your pictures. The red eyes will vanish and the pictures look better.
Is it a Poe, Is it?
After all, prominent Evangelists are saying red moons (common event) are a singular sign of absolute now end-times.
Have no illusions to just how much they can freak out about the simplest event or common occurrence, these people think rainbows are magic.
“How many times have you taken a photo of a group of people and the eyes glow bright red on some but not on all.”
“That glow they call "red eye", well I can tell you that they are the reflection of demons.”
Thing is, my camera has this button that flashes holy light right before taking the picture. it must be holy light because it drives out the demons and no one has red-eye.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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