ServantofJesus #fundie

I had at one time 140 evil spirits. After several months of self deliverence, I cast out 139 of them. Since I couldn't cast out the last one, I had it put in a box by angels with maggots, spinning, the blood of Christ inside, all of the air sucked out, Praises to God blaired in it's ear 24/7, tied up backwards...

When I ask it if it wants the blood of Christ it says yes. It says it loves Jesus, but when I press it over and over, it finally can't say it anymore. It's tormented by these things, but says it likes the torment.

I had broken it's legal rights to me. I had it tormented for several hours until I began to cough really bad and threw up. This went on for several minutes and it would seem that it had come out. When that ended, it felt like I was finally at peace, but after 5 or ten minutes, it came right back, claiming that it never left. This process has been repeated several times over and over. What could the problem be?



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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