the fuck is with this kid?

For my science project at school I wrote an algorithm that cut overheads on ad-servers by about 30%. Teachers didn't really understand it, didn't think it was great because it meant that ad-servers could more efficiently serve ads, and that's like a crime to the average person. Didn't get an invitation to Prime Ministers office. Didn't get shit. Licensed that shit, didn't make much, was hard to attract interest. Sold it for a fair whack of cash, no fuss, just a great fat cheque. Left school, got a certain large advertising company everyones heard of paying my way through university.

This kid just pulls apart a fucking clock someone else make, hot-glued it into a different case, and somehow its the best shit since sliced bread because he's a sand-niglet?

I don't understand America sometimes.

You have to adjust your expectations.

For a sand-niglet tearing part a clock without breaking it, and bringing it to school without a bomb attached, is a Nobel Prize winning accomplishment.

For a white or Asian kid a faster algorithm is kind of "meh." If Ahmed had done that...holy fucking balls...he would be the Stephen Hawking of Muslims.