NASA is a sex-ritual-sodomy satanic cult
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Honey, they could be dancing naked in the moonlight adorned in nothing but goatskins, chicken blood and manic religious fervor, and as long as they do the math, get results and put asses on moons, who the fuck even cares?
It’s like saying you don’t trust your dentist because he’s a Mormon: his religious views are meaningless so long as he does the job with any modicum of competence.
Of course! It all makes sense now! NASA’s true purpose is to find hot aliens to have “interspecies relations” with!
I guess the great Zapp Brannigan was right all along when he said ”We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?”
Now all that remains is to choose the order of my favorites; Twi’lek, Togruta, Asari, Quarians, Orions, Kryptonians, Tamaranians(?),…
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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