Do you know how old John Kerry is? It's tough, you know. You can't tell a horse's age when you look it, and since Kerry looks like a horse, it's tough. But he's 71 years old. Now, would somebody tell me something? What is a 71-year-old man, secretary of state, doing riding a bicycle -- or, alternatively, windsurfing off Nantucket? Why is somebody riding a bicycle while in the midst of sensitive negotiations and attempting to secure nuclear weapons for Iran? Exercise? BS.
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I suspect if Rush tried to sit on a bicycle, the seat would end up buried so far up his ass that he'd need surgery to remove it. Negotiators take breaks, you know (or maybe you don't), and exercise can be a great stress reliever. Not necessarily as fun as oxy, but a lot cheaper and legal.
Uh, Rush; Have you looked in a mirror? Kerry is Usain Bolt compared to you.
Not very self-aware, this Limbaugh guy.
It's been clinically proven that long-term use of strong painkillers increase the risk of heart attacks.
Oxycontin.
In the survival stakes, John Kerry has infinitely better odds than you Rush Limburger.
20 miles on a bike because I can ? My physician says that I'm healthy for a man my age. Exercise is good. Exercise works . [/Gordon Gekko]
Keep popping those painkillers like Tic Tacs, lardarse. You'll be doing Planet Reality a favour with your gradual suicide ; I refer you to the proof.
But then, what are peer reviewed studies in such an august medical periodical as "The Lancet" - with papers written by physicians, specialists, consultants et al: all who know infinitely more about you than you do - to tell you what to do with your body, eh...?! >:D
Oh, for goodness sakes. Really? Even for you, Rush this is super petty: not only knocking someone for having healthy habits, you cigar puffing drug addict, but laughing at someone who's sustained a serious injury too. You've been hanging out with your thankfully shrinking listenership for too long.
It's called exercise, Rush. You should try it some time. As a spare time bicyclist, you just gave me (and everyone in the online bicycling group I belong to) more reason to despise you. There's already plenty of hostility toward bicyclists from motorists, we don't need you stirring up more.
BTW, in my town there's a guy in his 80's who rides his bike every day. In fact, I saw him on his bike the day I submitted this quote. Age is only a number.
Well, he wants, unlike you, fat bastardo, to stay healthy in order to stand those negotiations. You, on the other hand, have to go with viagra to third world countries to get laid
Because when I want good fitness advice, I'm always sure to ask the aging, balding, monstrously overweight drug addict with a political cyst. Bonus points if he's into rough sex with Dominican rent boys and needs Viagra to get it up.
STFU and go away.
How old was The One when he was burbling incoherently while his finger was on the big red button?
"Why is somebody riding a bicycle while in the midst of sensitive negotiations and attempting to secure nuclear weapons for Iran?"
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