Eels travel with the Gulf Stream across the ocean and, after one to three years, they recruit to coastal areas they migrate up rivers and streams, overcoming all sorts of natural challenges — sometimes by piling up their bodies by the tens of thousands to climb over obstacles — and they reach even the smallest of creeks.
They can move themselves over wet grass and dig through wet sand to reach upstream headwaters and ponds.
They make a journey of 6,000 km back to the same pond they were born!
Our concern is not about how they make it (it is unknown till now)
Whichever the method that they use, it will need external data about the location (and route) to take
This external source must be intelligent and have a purpose to send this data to eels
GOD
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You did well until the last bit, which boils down to...
I don't know the scientific explanation, therefore God!
-qaz-.
Perhaps it's because every creature is born with certain traits that enable it to either survive as is or adapt to it's environment.
Why else would any animal migrate? Northern Snakeheads travel on land and can breathe air for a few days, which they will do to find food.
Sponges never move from where they attach.
It needs external data about never moving.
This external source must be intelligent and have a purpose to send this data to eels
GOD
instinct/ voila. I scientist declare it.
Sicko, come back. The butt plug travelling sales-team have the upper hand and forearm in this forum.
OJohnNo: Yes indeed! As revolting as they are, they're an excellent example of evolution due to their adaptations. Not only can they breathe air, they have developed a limited ability to hunt while on their excursions outside of the water. When the story broke here in Maryland a few years ago, it was discovered that they had eaten lizards and other small animals while on land.
You'd be safe, though. You're too big and nimble for them to hunt. :o)
Fuckers have a nasty bite, though. I'm afraid I have to advise you to not become so captivated by their pleasant features that you try to pet one (lol).
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!
Eels!
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The face of GOD.
@breakerslion: I saw that coming from a mile off. Our concern is not about how I saw it coming (it was inevitable). Whichever the method that I used, would have needed external data about the joke and commenters to make an accurate prediction
This external source must be intelligent and have a purpose to send this data to me
GOD
-OR-
I'd seen the joke on the interwebz, have seen the senses of humor on this site, and knew that somebody would make it. (If not you guys, it would be me.) Likewise, eels must have some sort of navigation system that gathers data in a way we don't understand just yet. "I don't know" is a valid answer.
God of the Gaps argument applied to eels. Now, I have seen everything.
I don't know if eels are guided by God(*snicker*), but they certainly are a gift from Him. Tender, mild, and totally delicious.
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So, eels are guided by god personally, while we had to do it the hard way and to invent stuff like maps, compasses, GPS, ...
I guess that means eels are his chosen people, not humans.
Why does the source have to be intelligent? I can find my way with a compass, and that is just a piece of charged metal responding to naturally occurring magnetic fields. Nothing intelligent about it. And even if the source of the data was intelligent, why must it then follow that that source is god? I can find my way with a map, and while the mapmaker certainly is intelligent, he isn't god.
I don't know about eels, but with migrating turtles, it's been suggested that they just kept doing the same thing every year but the land kept moving. They've been around a lot longer than the Atlantic Ocean, which is "only" about 130 million years old.
Conclusive proof of God, that set the atheist community rocking, and caused Richard Dawkins to say "I've been a fool, a damned fool": THE ARGUMENT FROM EELS.
Eels, Eels, Eels, Eels, Eels, Eels! Give it up now!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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