"Liberal doctrines are less scientifically provable than the story of Noah's ark"
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The quote itself fails to adequetly distil the hilarity of the article. Although I do have a hard time telling if she believes the shit she writes or is just the worlds best paid troll.
Blah blah blah <press button> blah blah blah <press another button> blah blah blah ka-ching!
Like those crappy black metal bands, she's there because people pay to see her.
"the following sentence makes sense to liberals: 'President Clinton saved the Constitution by repeatedly ejaculating on a fat Jewish girl in the Oval Office.'"
As horrifyingly stupid as she is, Ann Coulter has unintentional hilarity down to a fine art.
So you admit that Noah's ark cannot be proven?
Oh, and I disagree on the liberal thing. Not much can be any less provable than a myth.
Don't hate Ann Coulter, she gets off on it. Not so much a troll, more a pervert; she knows that everything she says is just so wrong but hey, it's such fun to watch all those liberals go ballistic. And it makes her shedloads of money. Evil, you betcha: ignorant and insane, unfortunately not. She's a very clever woman who knows exactly what she's doing. So don't play her games.
Here's a liberal doctrine for her: it's generally a good idea - subject to certain protections - to permit freedom of speech, even to people whose ideas are ill-informed, bigoted and offensive. Take such a doctrine away (as fundies would love to) and Ann Coulter is off the air and out of work in a flash. The irony would not be lost on her. She depends on liberal tolerance for her livelihood. But she'd shrug it off somehow.
Liberal doctrine? Clearly you have no idea what the word liberal means. You just like to listen to Rush Windbag and repeat back ad nauseum whatever he says.
Liberalism-a political or social philosophy advocating the freedom of the individual, parliamentary systems of government, nonviolent modification of political, social, or economic institutions to assure unrestricted development in all spheres of human endeavor, and governmental guarantees of individual rights and civil liberties.
Right out of the dictionary.
Of course, you could know what you are talking about, but that would make you just a huge douchebag, and you would be spitting in the eye of every one of the US founding fathers.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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