Coherent? What's coherent about believing that monkeys can breed human beings? Not a thing. ;)
And neither is it coherent to claim that humans are the product of life on Mars or volcanic debris as scientists on the discovery Science Channel have claimed. :D So sorry, but the imaginations of scientsts are far more irrational and incoherent than anything in the bible! So all they prove is how irrational they have to be to deny God. [waving smiley]
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I don't think you would know rational from irrational even if they jumped up and bit you in the balls.
I would go with the imaginations of scientist over the imaginations of bronze-age goat herders and high priests any day, thank you very much.
Yup, if you are totally ignorant of a subject and too lazy to educate yourself on it, just claim that the people who really do understand it are irrational. Makes you look smart!
(But only to others of your ilk who are just as ignorant.)
A. None of us who understand and accept the ToE claim that "monkeys breed humans."
B. You might want to check your credentials before discounting the theories of qualified scientists.
C. Science, by definition, is NOT irrational or incoherent. Denying God can be done on thoroughly rational basis. The Bible, on the other hand, is obviously irrational and often incoherent.
Knupfer, you confuted the definition of rationality here. Congratulations.
You are also a tool. Congratulations.
Claim your reward after you die.
Evolution =/= Monster Rancher.
You don't seem to understand what scientists have to say about much of anything, really.
And it doesn't get much more incoherent than talking snakes/men of mud/magic fruit, unless you want to get into Drunken Discordian creation stories.
Since you don't understand evolution, your imagination is even worse than those of the guys who wrote that snakes can speak(what part of common ancestor don't you understand?). And concerning Mars or volcanic debris, go to a science class and watch less tv.
Do you really have such a poor grasp of the evolutionary theory that you think the argument is regarding whether a modern-day monkey one day gave birth to a fully formed human for no apparent reason? Please, please, read up a bit on what you're talking about next time. I mean, I'm embarrassed for you.
Just one swift tip: when trying to diss the theory of evolution, please try to keep in mind that it's "ape-like ancestors". Ape-like, I tells you! APE... LIIIIKE!!! AAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!
Coherent? What's coherent about believing that monkeys can breed human beings? Not a thing. ;)
I really don't know of anybody asserting that monkeys breed human beings. And quit winking, nobody wants to flirt with you!
[quote}So all they prove is how irrational they have to be to deny God.
I don't think they're trying to deny God, so much as they just have a problem imagining people popping out of nowhere whilst the Master of Causality dictates it.
Observing the world around us shows that, whether or not God exists, things don't just appear to pop out of nowhere. They develop from other things in this world.
Scientist come up with ideas crazier then a worldwide flood, talking animals, bizarre animal sacrifice rituals, zombies, holy suicide, schizophrenic deities, dragons, unicorns, satyrs, and a hero who will (maybe) come back some day with swords down his throat, and brass feet to stomp humans into a giant winepress to flood the streets with blood?
I must've missed that issue of Scientific Journal.
This absolutely HAS to be Carico.
Smilies? check.
This is her people. I'd bet money on it.
This absolutely HAS to be Carico.
Smilies? check.
This is her people. I'd bet money on it.
Damn, Redhunter, I think you're right.
And I thought she'd been banned from 90% of the internet by now.
A human mind's perceptions of rationality, order and logic are not evidence of anything.
Look at the data and make conclusions, then try to verify them over and over and over again.
That's science you fuckwit.
That's right, you tell 'em!
Your story book OBVIOUSLY has authority over years of scientific research.
From personal online experience with this guy, I'll tell you: everything he says has just about as much comic value as this, and he always acts superior, no matter how stupid he sounds when he talks. Typical...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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