I believe the Great Pyramid was built to be the Bible in stone. The Egyptians did not build it.
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"I believe the Great Pyramid was built to be the Bible in stone. The Egyptians did not build it."
When I read quotes like this I can't help but hope that ol' Kent is taking advantage of the psychiatric services at the Federal Pen. The guy has some serious issues...
But then who did, Kent?
I know! Let's ask Sherry Shriner
"ELS:
Mystery solved.
The Great Pyramid? A Bible in stone? What, was the Pyramid a huge three dimentional caret, and the rest of the letters were to come later?
Maybe if Moses hadn't led the workforce out of the country, the project would have been finished.
I'm... happy for your... belief.
Doesn't this belong in the conspiracy theories? What next, the aliens did it?
You believe incorrectly.
As usual.
Sorry guys, this has nothing to do with his prison stay. It's actually a quote from "Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution," a collection of his earlier mad ramblings. If anything, he's gotten slightly saner.
Mmm, pyramidiocy. Oddly enough, the founder of the JayDubs was a pyramidiot. When Charles Taze Russell died, Judge Rutherford kind of suppressed that bit.
Wow. So the Egyptians carved in some shit about having their firstborns slain by a bloodthirsty angel did they?
Not to mention even the great pyramid predated the bible by about a millenia, and was about around the time there was allegedly a global flood which never happened and I'd love to see them guessing the crap Paul came out with, let alone the fact that none of the countires he was writing to (etc)frigging existed.
Kent continues, "...you know, its a really funny story how the Great Pyramid eventually ended up in Egypt..."
The Egyptians didn't build the pyramids, but they made a bundle leasing the space.
Anyway, www.kent-hovind.com is filled with hilarious shit like this.
Can somebody PLEASE put this looney in a mental hospital where he belongs?
You're a fucktard, aren't you Kent?
and that explains why the interiors of these "biblical obeliscs" have ancient egyptian hyroglyphics written on just about EVERY surface
You fail.
EDIT:
And diamonds are octahedrons, which look like- double pyramids! Hey, that can only mean that the pyramids are really giant diamonds, eh, Kent? Use this in your *cough, cough* geology museum. But Kent's isn't the first fundie nonsense I've heard re: the pyramids. They keep recycling the late Gene Scott on radio, and one of his many pseudoscience claims is the Great Pyramid is at the center of the Earth and could only have been made by aliens. Something about this breed makes them dumb enough to believe this crap, along with UFOs, etc.
Here's the full paragraph that the Hovind quote comes from:
"I believe the Great Pyramid was built to be the Bible in stone. The Egyptians did not build it. It is the only pyramid with no hieroglyphics in it. The other pyramids were copies of the Great Pyramid. The Great Pyramid is very special. It does not have a cornerstone. The top stone is not there. The cornerstone was rejected by the builders just as the Bible says. Jesus Christ is the chief cornerstone; he is the stone cut out of the mountain, without hands, as told in the book of Daniel. He is the Rock of Offense, the Stone of Stumbling. The cornerstone on the pyramid has five sides, the number of grace." Note that Kent says the Great Pyramid has no cornerstone, then turns around a few sentences later and says that its cornerstone has 5 sides.
So the great pyramid, filled with egyptian hieroglyphics and mythology, is the bible. Does that mean that the puny paper book that disagrees with it is not the bible?
I believe you have some reconciling with Horus and Osiris to do Convict Hovind.
Then you, Kent, are following the wrong book, because nothing on/in or around the pyramids supports your Bible. So the Bible's right or the Pyramid/Egyptian markings, paintings, pottery or jewelry are.
There's certainly no connection or no surprise as your Gods a 2500 year old invention and those were built over 4000 years ago
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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