You know that one time a month when you’re arguing with a lady friend and she says something that makes your neck recoil in confusion? You’ll stop the fight for a second and think to yourself, “That doesn’t make any sense. What’s this argument really about?” If you’re very brave, you’ll ask her if she’s started bleeding yet, and if you’re really lucky, she’ll shut up because you just hit the nail on the head.
The liberal left has PMS. They don’t mean what they say and they’re just yelling for yelling’s sake. We now realize this because every time we solve one of their crises they pshaw the solution and continue the attack from another angle. Their crusade isn’t about getting to the truth. It’s about winning. The whole thing is just sports to them. We are the Yankees fans, they are the Mets fans, and it doesn’t matter which team plays a better game.
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No, she's not shut up because you've hit the nail on the head; she's shut up because you're a sexist asshole and she's doing all she can to restrain herself from assaulting you. The same goes for the left. They may not agree that you have "solved" any of "their" crises. That's because, like women, the left see the world differently from you. You are incapable of seeing that other people don't share your opinions. They don't have PMS; you don't have empathy.
“That doesn’t make any sense. What’s this argument really about?” you right now.
If you’re very brave, you’ll ask her if she’s started bleeding yet, and if you’re really lucky, she’ll shut up because you just hit the nail on the head.
You know that one time a month
And stop right there... that hormonal cycle that you're about to talk about as why women say something weird? Men go through a cycle that fucks up their emotions in the exact same way... except it is a DAILY cycle.
So, before you take one more step towards "Hurr Durr Womens are cray cray every month!" remember that men are fucking crazy every god damned day!
every time we solve one of their crises
The ones that you so often cause, and so often block any solution to?
Like the solution to the crisis of nearly a quarter of the US being unable to afford basic medical care? Our solution was to give EVERYONE free access to basic medical care... your "solution" was to block that entirely and only let a "everyone must buy cheaper insurance and we'll try to stop that too!" to the point you'd shut the fucking Government down in an attempt to block it...
With solutions like that, who needs foreign enemies...?
First, the whole every women has a period once a month thing if false. Cycle lengths vary and more or less frequent periods occur. Have I blown your mind?
Second, you are a sexist moron and sadly not even a particularly creative one.
Urge to kill...rising!
Are men getting collectively stupider, or is it just the ease in which we can read all their nonsense?
By the way, old man, you have not seen PMS. You've seen a few women simply react to your sexist gibberish, & they allowed you to live afterwards. Which was goddamned generous of them.
Women should never apologize for feeling out of sorts with PMS. When an egg breaks through the fallopian tube, it's like a mild case of peritonitis. It never bothers some women, others have real pain, and don't cope with it well. The few women I've know with a real PMS problem still couldn't compete for irritating whiny behavior with some men I've known.
Of course, it's not that your solution to the problems aren't solutions at all. No need to examine critically whether your approach was flawed when someone objects to it, they just have a mental condition that means they're unintellectually trolling for attention.
Stay the course, stay the course. Doubt and introspection is the domain of lesser men.
So, Gavin, have you start bleeding yet?
To most non-Americans, Liberals are not left, but center-right.
So, how is your single-payer (free or affordable) healthcare system going? Ya know, the crisis you "solved"...
something that makes your neck recoil in confusion?
Neck recoil? Are you a snake?
ask her if she’s started bleeding yet,
Oh, yeah! That ought to bring your argument to a reasonable level. It might get you kicked in a particularly painful area, too.
you’ll ask her if she’s started bleeding yet, and if you’re really lucky, she’ll shut up
If you're really lucky, she won't cut your nuts off with a rusty tin can lid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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