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[Blackpill] Cucking used to be a punishment for Thots OUR ANCESTORS WERE BASED AS FUCK

Francois Maximilian Misson, a French traveller and writer, recorded the method used in England in the early 18th century:

The way of punishing scolding women is pleasant enough. They fasten an armchair to the end of two beams twelve or fifteen feet long, and parallel to each other, so that these two pieces of wood with their two ends embrace the chair, which hangs between them by a sort of axle, by which means it plays freely, and always remains in the natural horizontal position in which a chair should be, that a person may sit conveniently in it, whether you raise it or let it down. They set up a post on the bank of a pond or river,[3] and over this post they lay, almost in equilibrio, the two pieces of wood, at one end of which the chair hangs just over the water

They place the woman in this chair and so plunge her into the water as often as the sentence directs, in order to cool her immoderate heat.

dare I say,...BASED

Prepare your rear orifice for this is even more based:

Cucking stools were chairs formerly used for punishment of disorderly women

The stools were technical devices which formed part of the wider method of law enforcement through social humiliation

A common alternative was a court order to recite one’s crimes or sins after Mass or in the market place on market day

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Imagine that in our time.
You are Walking into a Walmart and come across a very strange sight: There is a Woman, strapped to a Chair, gagged and Bound. Next to her stands a dude with a Megaphone and a piece of paper.
He starts blasting his voice through the Megaphone:

"THIS BE STACY OF THE HOUSE OF THOT, SHE HATH HAD UNSCRUPLOUS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH MANY A MAN, WOMAN AND EVEN SOME 4 LEGGED CREATURES, THE SPECIES OF WHICH SHALL NOT BE NAMED, TO PRESERVE THE SANITY OF THOSE PRESENT AT THIS HOUR.
IT FOLLOWS A LIST OF THE MEN STACY HATH HAD SEX WITH:
CHAD
CHAD
CHAD
CHAD
CHAD
TYRONE
GROWLER
SPIKEY
SECRETARIAT
...

jfl based Level of the Charts, no wonder our ancestors fucking conquered the globe against all odds.

Using water to quench that burning desire for chad thats in her pussy. ER level of basedness ngl

JFL I can't stop thinking About this. Imagine just yelling out someones dirty laundry in public jfl.
Imagine theres is a wedding and suddenly a Government offical Shows up with a Megaphone like:
"hold up hold up, stop the ceremony, this Woman has been accused of being a whore *clears throat*

STACY MCCORMAC, AGE 27, HAS FUCKED OVER 200 MEN IN COLLEGE AND DONE MULTIPLE GANGBANGS, SHE ALSO HAD SEX WITH A DOG AND ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF KNOWN CRIMINALS, STACY HAS HAD SO MUCH ANAL SEX THAT SHE HAS UNDERGONE EXTENSIVE SURGERY TO STOP SHIT LEAKING INTO HER PUSSY THROUGH HER WRECKED COLON WALL"

(this condition is real and ist alled Anal Fistula. It's basically when the wall between the pussy and colon gets wrecked by physical Trauma - cock smashing into it- and fecal matter starts leaking into the pussy. They have shit smell coming out their pussy. ANAL SEX IS HEALTHY AND NORMAL BTW JUST IGNORE THIS BTW, JUST PEEPEE IN POOPOO MAX BTW)

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