christmas...is christ....coming to the earth...born to dwell among us....born to die....so we can live....He paid the sacrificial price for our sins......overshadow this entire message board...more revelation knowledge...baptize them in your Holy spirit.....eotrntn tiepwn fieirtnnnm. wotjr vnnrooo TRUTH REIGNS gmroortm tioropwnf v ireghm tieripwnn REVELATION KNOWLEDGE OF YOU LORD mmkfpb kkfphg Peace to the ones undercover wearing the mask.......
[When the fundie is asked by her fellow fundies what the gibberish was all about she replied]
it's called tongues and that also is revelation knowledge...it happened with good ole peter on the day of pentecost and it was revelation knowledge that appeared in the american church back in the 1900's.....upon this rock......Peter...i will build my church...as the church goes deeper in the spirit we are more powerful against the devil and the darkness.....so yes..I pray in the spirit a LOT......
[And a few posts later]
jdfkieo nfeooe right now I am speaking it at the screen jyorpng tirengvnrn tiienfnne sitnnrl gnbnorp do-w vmmvpw] fmmoerpp gjjgoo even satan has no acess to these prayers because they are not prayed out oy my mind....but spirit.. bnnbort0e gmnrope vmfe- bnnro
vmbmote- nbotrn bmtppn wopq[fn to JESUS IS LORD bngn ngmkrpgndnaspgfprpp satan is a liar b,kg,kflotpjgnb fkeootrpw[nvnnbfoepgjmgmrmemkpp
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Well, if that ain't just the most special thing.
Now, T.J. should know that, according to the scriptures that he/she is supposed to be so familiar with, that it is a sin against God to speak in tongues without an interpretor. If God has not supplied an interpretor, then the one speaking in tongues is not speaking for God but vainly trying to bring attention to themselves, which is Vanity, one of the seven deadly sins. So, dear T.J., since now on interpreted for you, and you yourself had to tell us what you were doing (but not what you were saying), we know what you are.
I feel strangely compelled to interpret for T.J. ...
"eotrntn tiepwn fieirtnnnm. wotjr vnnrooo ... gmroortm tioropwnf v ireghm tieripwnn ... mmkfpb kkfphg"
(I bet everyone would think ... it's really cool if ... I started typing in tongues)
"jdfkieo nfeooe ... jyorpng tirengvnrn tiienfnne sitnnrl gnbnorp do-w vmmvpw] fmmoerpp gjjgoo ... bnnbort0e gmnrope vmfe- bnnro"
(I can't believe no one knew what I was doing ... I know, I'll say something about Satan ... there, now they'll believe me.)
"vmbmote- nbotrn bmtppn wopq[fn to ... bngn ngmkrpgndnaspgfprpp ... b,kg,kflotpjgnb fkeootrpw[nvnnbfoepgjmgmrmemkpp"
(People think I'm a fool ... got to really sell it ... Bam! Take that, non-believers!)
Dear T.J.,
Sorry to bring you down, but typing badly does not constitute 'speaking in tongues'. It does, however, indicate insanity in someone who claims otherwise. Have a nice day.
And anyway, technically, the Bible says they would be speaking in tongues, not typing in tongues. T.J. just added something to the Bible! Go directly to Hell!
What's so annoying is that he actually thinks this is clever and plausible, meaning that he expects his readers to be even more stupid than he is. Unfortunately, if his readership consists of fundies, there might even be a few in there that qualify.
~David D.G.
@T.J
"christmas...is christ....coming to the earth...born to dwell among us....born to die....so we can live....He paid the sacrificial price for our sins......overshadow this entire message board...more revelation knowledge...baptize them in your Holy spirit.....eotrntn tiepwn fieirtnnnm. wotjr vnnrooo TRUTH REIGNS gmroortm tioropwnf v ireghm tieripwnn REVELATION KNOWLEDGE OF YOU LORD mmkfpb kkfphg Peace to the ones undercover wearing the mask.......
[When the fundie is asked by her fellow fundies what the gibberish was all about she replied]
it's called tongues and that also is revelation knowledge...it happened with good ole peter on the day of pentecost and it was revelation knowledge that appeared in the american church back in the 1900's.....upon this rock......Peter...i will build my church...as the church goes deeper in the spirit we are more powerful against the devil and the darkness.....so yes..I pray in the spirit a LOT......
[And a few posts later]
jdfkieo nfeooe right now I am speaking it at the screen jyorpng tirengvnrn tiienfnne sitnnrl gnbnorp do-w vmmvpw] fmmoerpp gjjgoo even satan has no acess to these prayers because they are not prayed out oy my mind....but spirit.. bnnbort0e gmnrope vmfe- bnnro
vmbmote- nbotrn bmtppn wopq[fn to JESUS IS LORD bngn ngmkrpgndnaspgfprpp satan is a liar b,kg,kflotpjgnb fkeootrpw[nvnnbfoepgjmgmrmemkpp"
You know, they say a 1000 of you guys typing for a 1000 years could produce Shakespeare.
thanks Sungrazer :)
Ikzelf typ heel vaak op de manier die ik nu gebruik. Jullie begrijpen er natuurlijk helemaal niks van maar er is ook niemand die dit beschouwd als geopenbaarde kennis. Wat voor kennis moet ik trouwens afleiden uit dat gebrabbel?
Ik begreep dat :P
You're stupid. Vous avez été censé parler d'autres langues! ¡Espero que tenga un cerebro! Sie sollten es verwenden. Naturalmente, sembrate pensare che siamo stupido. torn f'sem. Mi deziri vi al morti.
(Did anyone here recognize "torn f'sem" simply by reading it?)
Sorry for all cobbled-together and inaccurate translations. They're all Babelfish's fault, except for the Esperanto (their fault, and the Spanish (my fault.)
Du är dum i huvudet. Håll käften!*
@#40214 / Claude
"That post has it all!\n\nEllipses and epilepsy!\n\n"
Hey, I resent that! Even during seisures I make more sense than that gibberish.
*You are stupid. Shut up!
Tongues feature square brackets in the middle of words? How is that pronounced?
I remember the stage of my life where I would spew animated gibberish joyously at everyone. Made me unpopular at the dinner table. I was about nine.
Hen na kuristokyou no baka da na? Si esta idiota necessita por mentir, porque no trata mas fuerte? Shokran. Wa-na-fundisha mtoto.
[All mistakes in the above are totally my fault, especially the Swahili, since I don't even have a teacher to blame yet.]
I agree with this part;
"oy my mind"
You said it, sister.
Might be a form of self-hypnosis. Writers use it a lot for better stream-of-consciousness writing. If she hypnotized herself to think she was speaking in tongues, it would explain why she's saying 'right now I am speaking it at the screen'--she's drawing herself into a trance. Not unusual, but probably nothing that interesting either.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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