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[Part of a long tract called Exposing the Atheist]

ATHEISM - A DOCTRINE OF DEMONS
Imagine that you could listen to or talk face-to-face with satan about any subject that has to do with God.

Then bring to remembrance anything you've heard atheists say against God. (Or if you are an atheist, you know your own sentiments and thoughts).

Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine satan expressing sentiments about God different than what atheists express. Satan certainly is not going to speak positively about God, and neither are atheists. So, what both think and verbalize is in complete harmony with one another.

Atheism is therefore a doctrine of demons, and in many, if not all cases, atheists are demon-possessed.

So it is quite possible that when you read the writings of atheists, or heard them speaking, all you heard was demons ranting against God.

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old comment by myheadhurts

Atheism - In sink with God
Imagine that you could listen to or talk face-to-face with God about any subject that has to do with Satan.

Then bring to remembrance anything you've heard atheists say against Satan.

Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine god expressing sentiments about satan different than what atheists express. God certainly is not going to speak positively about satan, and neither are atheists. So, what both think and verbalize is in complete harmony with one another.

Atheism is therefore heavenly, and in many, if not all cases, atheists are angels.

So it is quite possible that when you read the writings of atheists, or heard them speaking, all you heard were angels singing to god.

PS god, angels, and satan don't exist

old comment by Arts_Myth

CHRISTIANITY - A DOCTRINE OF ISLAM
Imagine that you could listen to or talk face-to-face with a Christian about any subject that has to do with God.

Then bring to remembrance anything you've heard Moslems say about Allah. (Or if you are a Moslem, you know your own sentiments and thoughts).

Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine a Christian expressing sentiments about God different than what Moslems express about Allah. Christians are certainly going to speak positively about God, and Moslems would say the same things about Allah. So, what both think and verbalize is in complete harmony with one another.

Christianity is therefore a doctrine of Islam, and in many, if not all cases, Christians are Moslems.

So it is quite possible that when you read the writings of Christians, or heard them speaking, all you heard was mullahs praising Allah.

Fixed for perspective.

old comment by Beeblebrox

Now, if you try, you will find that it is impossible to imagine satan expressing sentiments about God different than what atheists express.

To be fair, our judgement of Jehovah is based purely on what He says and does. And please don't come with that "Jehovah can't tolerate evil" jazz. The Bible tells us plainly that Jehovah and Satan hung out in His throne room, making bets on whether Job could be tortured into renouncing "the Lord".

Atheism is therefore a doctrine of demons, and in many, if not all cases, atheists are demon-possessed.

I'm severely Bipolar. I'll lay my (formerly) unmedicated, out-of-control behavior in the grip of a manic phase against anything you can dream up about what your "demons" get up to. When you're your own evil twin fairy tales about devils and goblins fail to impress.

old comment by tracer

"Imagine that you could listen to or talk face-to-face with satan about any subject that has to do with God."

ME: <gasping> "Satan! You really exist?! What the hell?!"

SATAN: "Precisely. Mua ha ha ha ha!"

ME: "Um, let me rephrase that."

SATAN: "Oh, take your time. We have an etuuuuuhhhhnity to sort things out."

ME: <swallowing hard> "Okaaaaay ... maybe I'd better start from the top. Are you, really, the being named Satan in the Bible?"

SATAN: <stroking his Goatee in thought> "That all depends. Which testament?"

ME: "Um ... New Testament. That's the one in which Satan is the embodiment of all evil in the universe."

SATAN: "Oh, heavens no -- if you'll pardon the expression. I'm the Satan from the Book of Job. You know, the Loki- or Coyote-like mythical figure that goes around causing minor mischief, then goes back and gives Yahweh a big buddy-buddy pat on the back."

ME: "Oh, whew, thank goodness. So you're not the lord of the underworld or anything."

SATAN: "Well, not since geophysicists started doing seizmic experiments to determine the internal structure of the Earth, that's for sure. No, no, there's no reaping of souls or fiery pit of everlasting torment in the Afterlife. Hell's brazen hinges, there isn't even an Afterlife! Your consciousness is a side effect of your brain activity; when your brain dies, your consciousness dies with it."

ME: <suspiciously> "You do understand that since it's you saying it, I can't just believe it without question."

SATAN: "Oh, of course."

ME: "Then, I'd need to talk to Yahweh and ask him if anything you've said is true."

SATAN: "Ah, but even if you did talk to Yahweh, how would you know that he isn't lying to you? He is the Jupiter- or Odin-like chief war god of this mythology, and he does have his own agenda, after all."

ME: "Or maybe you just don't have the clout to get me an audience with him."

SATAN: <sighing> "Guilty as charged."

ME: "So, what are you doing appearing before me in the flesh, anyway?"

SATAN: "I'm the trickster, remember? I'm going to give you a wedgie!!!" <grabs my underpants and yanks them up>

ME: "HAH! I'm wearing boxer shorts!"

SATAN: "Curses! Foiled again!"

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