Sodomy is Against the Natural Order of Things
I’m not a bigot, but Sodomy is genuinely unnatural. Marriage has always been a man and a woman. The LORD created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
We need rehab centers for these Sodomites. They need to be taught that it is wrong or at least told not to constantly shove it in people’s faces. Sodomy offends some family-minded people.
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1. Homosexuality is not against nature. Nature does it too
Ok, he created Adam and Eve, but they never married, among other things because no Levi son took them to the synagoge, man. And well, by that rule, marry your daughter, after all God made Adam and Eve father and daughter, not Adam and Eve co. By the way, now existing is shoving into their faces?, are you being turned gay against your will? what are you doing, by the way?, and if family-minded people are offended for the mere sight of some beings existed, let´s have some race rehabs, because being black or non-white offends some white supremacists people.
"I’m not a bigot,"I'm afraid you are.
"but Sodomy is genuinely unnatural."
I'm afraid it isn't. Just go look at nature.
"Marriage has always been a man and a woman."
Marriage has nothing to do with nature. Human beings made it up.
"The LORD created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."
Bet you reckon you're the first person ever to have trotted out that old cliche. But you're not. I'd drop it if I were you. It just makes you look lazy, unimaginitive and incapable of having a thought of your own. But then again, you are a fundie, so quelle suprise!
"We need rehab centers for these Sodomites."
You can try if you like. I for one won't be above breaking your nose (or worse) if you come anywhere near me with your fascist intentions.
"They need to be taught that it is wrong or at least told not to constantly shove it in people’s faces."
You and your fundie mates are the ones obsessed by 'sodomy'. Shut up about it for five minutes and maybe you'll be able to gain some proper perspectiv eon the world.
"Sodomy offends some family-minded people."
Oh well, if 'some family-minded' people are offended by something, but all means silence the offenders. You don't have a monopoly on the family you know! Gay people have families. Besides, try reading your Wholly Babble occasionally, you hypocrite - your idea of 'family' isn't one that was supported by Jesus, not by a long shot. Go on, I dare you - actually try reading the fucking thing.
Marriage has always been a man and a woman. We need rehab centers for these Sodomites.
They exist. Every heard of Exodus International or Love in Action?
And you know what? They don't work!
They need to be taught that it is wrong or at least told not to constantly shove it in people’s faces.
Yes, how dare they walk around holding hands like straight couples...
Sodomy offends some family-minded people. It's objectively wrong because it offends some people. I think there's a name for that notion .... Let's see whether I can remember it .... Oh, yes: political correctness.
Sodomy is Against the Natural Order of Things I’m not a bigot, but Sodomy is genuinely unnatural.
Try looking up the definition of bigot.
Marriage has always been a man and a woman.
No, even in your own bible there have been multiple-wife marriages. And just because something has always been a certain way it doesn't mean it's right. I mean, until a few years ago, a computer was only connected to local networks. Does this mean we shouldn't have created the internet?
The LORD created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
First, prove that. Second, prove how does that have any relevance, as the LORD at first needed to populate the Earth, and now he doesn't. Third, ban all names other than Adam and Eve.
We need rehab centers for these Sodomites.
They already exist, and they are innefective and cruel.
They need to be taught that it is wrong
Prove it.
or at least told not to constantly shove it in people’s faces.
Why? You don't mind people shoving their straightness in their faces.
Sodomy offends some family-minded people.
Hey, that's a great argument! Black people offend white supremacists, so they should dye their skin. British control of the Falklands offends me (not really), so they should give them back to Argentina.
"Marriage has always been a man and a woman."
Um, no. Your own beloved Buybull refutes this statement. Marriage in the Old Testament has also been between a man and his multiple wives as well as his countless concubines.
"We need rehab centers for these Sodomites. They need to be taught that it is wrong or at least told not to constantly shove it in people’s faces."
All the gays I know don't "shove it in people's faces". Sure, some are a little feminine, but they're not coming on to every guy they encounter.
Nice! The old "I'm not an XX, but..." cop-out.
It can be found in many different kinds of species in Nature, ergo; it's definitely natural.
Heterosexuality is much more shoved in people's faces, stupid. Religion offends some reality-minded people.
Actually, many different species of animals have had homosexual couples found in them. "It's unnatural" is still a stupid argument, though, because cars, glasses, computers, medicine, and many other beneficial things are unnatural. Rehab centers for gay people are often abusive, and there's no evidence that they do anything but force gay people to repress themselves. The only people doing the shoving are religious fundamentalists (mostly Christians) who try to force their way of thinking on everyone else. Their pushiness with their religion offends many people. Oh, and you are definitely a bigot. Denying it doesn't make it go away.
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