"Rubbish, Darwin recanted on his deathbed, he believed in God and knew we didn't come from monkeys"
[citation Seriously Fucking needed]
Fact: Darwin - from his discoveries to his death was an Agnostic. Prove me wrong.
"if we did, why haven't the monkeys in zoos turned into men?"
And if we - according to Genesis - came from dirt, why hasn't all the dirt around us turned into men? Annihilated argument, much? Oh, and re. Darwin dying an Agnostic; if he was...:
...why was he buried & memorialised in Westminster Abbey? And even if [/Spartan Laconic Wit] he 'recanted on his deathbed' and 'knew we didn't come from monkeys', why did the Church of England not only embrace Evolution with open arms, but consider him - even if he'd 'recanted' - important enough to be one of only five non-royalty people buried in their main place of worship?
Moral: This is from a paper referred to in my country as "The Daily FAIL", and now you know why. Nothing to see here, folks...!